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GEAR BLASTA MALE 21 Jul @ 5:32am 
*Laugh at this* :😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer : "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian doctor : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"😂😂😂
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed) : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Indian doctor : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"😂😂🙄

You can't beat the Indians !!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Oli 26 Apr @ 5:01pm 
filip
alice 11 Mar @ 1:34pm 
LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯
GEAR BLASTA MALE 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58am 
Once I was in petrol pump filling my stomach tank with pipe in mouth when Girl student see me.
She was on bike with father.
"Papa papa that is my fav teacher omg!!"
Papa got off bike and Saluted me "Sir I am poor man. Thanku for teaching my Daughter!! Here Take my Pipe as Thanks"
He put petrol pipe in my Mouth. "Dear father I never refuse Free petrol" I joked with him.
Then pump worker told Father that Petrol has gotten 20rs expensive.
Father in anger pulled petrol pipe out of my mouth. That day I realized the #Sad Reality of #Pakistan #Economy
GEAR BLASTA MALE 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm 
As a die hard super bike rider and getting into one severe life threatening accident and one less severe accident both not being my fault I can say I seen some crazy death defying ♥♥♥♥ right here! And I been a super biker for over 22 years on Honda CBR and Hayabusa GSX 1300R but never been looking for death tho it almost found me, that being said tho I smoked my fair share of Porche, Lambo and Ferrari hot shots, it takes no balls to race those against super bikes the balls are ours alone and we'll smoke you every time!
GEAR BLASTA MALE 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:47am 
Oh wow a Bastard Sword AND a Buckler?! This is crazy, this is absolutely unheard of, I can't believe this level of skill its INSANE. I genuinely cannot believe this hero is using the Bastard Sword AND a Buckler, wow this is great, dare I say epic. Really enjoying this gameplay keep it up gamers.
alice 16 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41am 
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GEAR BLASTA MALE 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40pm 
I’ve seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal
Fiend 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57am 
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alice 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am 
our prices have never been lower
GEAR BLASTA MALE 5 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am 
industrial hellnoise to burst the eardrums
inner ear angle grinder
pin cushion brained zombie creature
fully tortured

i will put on a recording of the hellscape that iws our world with my ost (original sound track) in the background and i will brainwash you into hating and wanting to crush and torture i will slap ur toes with a baseball bat to incapacitate then i will play golf on your chest your innie belly button being the hole where i will get 10 points if i score the golf ball hit 1st try the ball into your belly button and then i will put ants over you to make
i put the tees in between ur teeth with jaw clenched Tight and rest the GolfBall to drive it hard witht he iron Club for a score of 10 points to put it in ur little innie belly button while my Raw industrial SoundTrack Blasts ur bursted eardrums and grinds the bones in ur inner ear to dust as the my ants army crawl in ur eyes and behind the eyelids and drink the juice
....Welcome to SuperHell
Mause 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm 
legendry guy this guy
alice 15 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54pm 
2022
СЭР ДА СЭР 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40pm 
х у й л о
GEAR BLASTA MALE 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am 
wtf filip how did u get on falcon's account!!!!
alice 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm 
he drives a mazda mx-5
Aproxy 27 May, 2021 @ 10:03pm 
he drives a fiat punto
GEAR BLASTA MALE 7 Apr, 2021 @ 2:05am 
Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. Isn't that a sign of deviant behavior? He didn't even say "no ♥♥♥♥," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my ♥♥♥♥ is out. Show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd?
kodlak 29 Mar, 2021 @ 2:28pm 
hello my beautiful honda I am indeed OK actually about to game some Mordhau (epic sword game) perhaps we'll meet at the duelyard!! hope you're doing great as well my sweet prince thank you so much for the comment😍💖
GEAR BLASTA MALE 17 Mar, 2021 @ 4:20pm 
I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can’t have it, I will destroy it. That’s the conclusion I came to, right then and there.
Тихон 20 Feb, 2021 @ 8:59am 
i 3 he 5 in duels:steambored:
C'mon man 5 Feb, 2021 @ 8:18am 
what he said is true
Oli 4 Feb, 2021 @ 3:56pm 
no need for coaching
Oli 4 Feb, 2021 @ 3:56pm 
just fall for every feint and jump double parry then you play like honda
Aracuan 2 Feb, 2021 @ 12:12pm 
что за херня тут происходит:/
Just_NooB 2 Feb, 2021 @ 10:55am 
что за херня тут происходит:/
ToniTheGrenaDer 1 Feb, 2021 @ 1:49pm 
оставь деду дед доест
Владыка Пенного 31 Jan, 2021 @ 9:31am 
Привет Сенпай! Будешь снюс? Правда он испорченный но какая разница)
Император пива 31 Jan, 2021 @ 9:31am 
Не так глубоко сенпай! OwO
Pantera 29 Jan, 2021 @ 2:14pm 
sign my ♥♥♥♥ profile, plz.
obabok1337 27 Jan, 2021 @ 6:30am 
ммммм шведский снюс.... вкинулся и откинулся...
Lego Watto (2001) 27 Jan, 2021 @ 3:54am 
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.
Monty 21 Jan, 2021 @ 5:47am 
garbage player
V1 3 Jan, 2021 @ 3:52pm 
+rep
did you know that you can hit VTEC in reverse? Nothing is stopping you.
Z3R0 3 Jan, 2021 @ 7:34am 
+Rep honda vtec
Император пива 2 Jan, 2021 @ 1:23am 
А ещё я клей ПВА люблю.
☃ BOAT 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:27am 
in line 4s for the win
Haudi 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:23pm 
♥♥♥♥ vetc v8 superior yes
Ujćkap 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:46am 
lemme 1v1 with you
C'mon man 26 Dec, 2020 @ 7:49pm 
russian invasion
ICE-0-LATOR 26 Dec, 2020 @ 5:10pm 
люблю насвай
Владыка Пенного 26 Dec, 2020 @ 7:30am 
Снюс будешь или я доём?
Император пива 26 Dec, 2020 @ 7:29am 
Я люблю нюхать снюс.
Oli 26 Dec, 2020 @ 5:24am 
hodna
Homo Donbasis 25 Dec, 2020 @ 6:14am 
геюга
Addict 22 Dec, 2020 @ 6:02pm 
+rep svensk
Oggeツ 9 Dec, 2020 @ 11:18am 
:)
Oggeツ 9 Dec, 2020 @ 10:26am 
lär mig hur man blir pro