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I hope you know that milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk was the greatest book of 2020

ITS FINALLY COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o ♥♥♥♥🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST ♥♥♥♥ ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

Ill tell them a can of seltzer exploded in my pocket and that's why my vagina is so fizzy, not because I'm about ready to check myself into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental hospital for how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny I am. I swear I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die right now just to put out the ♥♥♥♥ fire I have going on inside my steaming hot vagina.

Hutc or ti

I spilled my red bull on the keyboard in the bath and body works computer today and the regional manager was there and he came over with some paper towels and pinched my ass and was like "no use crying over spilled Red Bull. No use crying over some warm cream either for that matter." And then he went to pinch my ass cheek again but pinched my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can't tell if he was trying to pinch my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I'm pretty sure my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is going to pinch him when I'm riding him like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banshee soon. I don't think I've ever had a manager push my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buttons like that before because now my vagina is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drenched and I'm ready to lick the toilet seat out back if I ever see him walk out of the bathroom after taking a ♥♥♥♥. I want it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I'm about ready to pull my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hair out. I'm in such a sexual frenzy I might just have to explain the explosion in my underwear.

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has ♥♥♥ 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or ♥♥♥♥♥trician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟