This game will:
- Improve your hand/eye-coordination and reaction times wich has real use in mundane day-to-day situations like defensive driving, sports and much more;
- Teach you about haphazards in the bathroom and how to avoid injury with simple steps;
- Open ground for dignifying discussions over same-sex marriage and adoption, albeit not matters necessarily tied to each other in the game;
- Open ground for dignifying conversation about interracial and homossexual relationships and parenting;
- Prepare you to the eventuality when you have to rescue your dads flying in a bathtub while shooting other dads;
- Teach you to soap;
- Pose a timeless question left unanswered by Science, Philosophy and Religion: Do YOU still shower with your dad?
- Remind you that when you have the Halloween mask, every dad is YOUR dad.

10/10 Thanks For Teaching me, Dads.