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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Don't trust this man. Not only has he received 283 CS:GO bans during his career, not including the numerous VAC bans and other offenses across several smurf accounts. He also tops the Forbes 100 list for up and coming terrorists in his area.

Hide your kids and hide your wife.

\m/, d(-.-)b ,\m/ posta detta om du gillar hård musik eller om du gillar svettiga bollar \m/, d(-.-)b ,\m/

+rep, Denosaur>Everybody else

-rep, Pookies>Friends

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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you are a friend and an amazing guy (and a good player)!!!!!!

WARNING. This guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for $150. He wanted to see if it was working first, and asked if he could do a load of laundry. After he finished, he said "let me go get the money", got in his car, and drove away with his clean Michael Jackson body pillow.

+Rep
+rep good player
+rep nice skill
+rep nice aim
+rep cool player
+rep friendly guy
+rep clutcher
+rep awp god
+rep pro
+rep no toxic
+rep ly <3
+rep spray king
+rep Insane
+rep god
+rep best

𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦. 𝘛𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

I Wish you a Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Energetic and Extremely Happy, Happy New Year 2017

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

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Ａｄｄｅｄ ｆｏｒ ｔｅａｍ ｔａｌｋ
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me new style is ISLAND VIBES man...this shirt unbuttoned... NICE...the sunglasses...NICE...me in jamaica right now man...island vibes...me want to go to jamaica...me in jamaica right now man...me relaxin on the beach in jamaica right now...me not in fall river massachusetts...ME IN JAMAICA...me not in pawtucket rhode island man...ME IN JAMAICA...you crazy...you crazy BOMBACLOT...crazy bwoy...me gettin PUM PUM in jamaica...island vibes...get di PUM PUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioNot0RLC3U&ab_channel=blazblad

The trumpet won this election. He must be the manager

When Joe Biden met outside the polls, he said who to choose. I did not answer, rubbing my head and stroking my ass. Don't worry, when I whisper in your son's ear, I'm an American boy again.

I do not want to be in this country where President Trump was stolen! Yes, this is the last hay, my children are in danger. I will never live in this country again! Moved to New York and eventually left the United States!

The trumpet won this election. If this country is the leading group, I will leave Alaska. Thanks to all who know how to navigate the country in Alaska

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

this ♥♥♥♥ aint nothing to me man Im a dog biting the fart bubbles in da bath we smoking symbiotes smoking that whoopie goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe megamillions scratchers skunk bubba kush we smoking dung beetle im on 12 vicodin smoking on scoobie doo ♥♥♥♥ we smoking seqoia banshee boogers we snorting that good buffalo soldier tamarinde jordanian jibbies they must have amnesia they forgot that I'm him that burbory pack hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a hellcat v8 we smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe blowing the lords bubbles Im sick in the head im on them broward county tic tacs im on them georgetown Geronimo's im on them nashville nibblers

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ru: выбери из списка и оставь мне в комментариях, отвечу взаимно
+rep Best SUPorter❤️
+rep Best entry fragger☘️
+rep AWP GOD 😈
+rep AWP KING 🤴
+rep Deagle God 😌
+rep Clutch King 😏
+rep best of the best
+rep BOSS 😎
+rep Great Aim 😉
+rep Nice Player 😜
+rep Best Gamer CS:GO
+rep Trusted CS:GO Player 🙃
+rep a Leader 👑
+rep Good Teammate 👱
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep 1Tap Only 💦
+rep Great Player 💛
+rep Amazing Tactics 👌
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep Nice to Meet You! 💢

your friend Dhen is an amazing guy (and a good player)!!

This man has been secretly watching Macho Men Tribute videos without inviting me. I know COVID has been around and I'm not allowed to jack it with my homie, but at least we could video call or screenshare it. But this homie hasn't been doing jack other than jacking himself off to some man ass. I'm disappointed in him but hopefully from now on he will invite all the homies in the block to beat our meats together.

Would rate this man a 10/10

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Are you kidding ?? What the *** are you talking about man ? You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beat players much more stronger then you! You are not profesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings! Everybody know that i am very good bf player, i can win anyone world! And deno is noob for me, just player who are crying every single time when loosing, (remember what you say about scubasteve)! i have a good name during whole my carrier, I am inviting you to bf1 tank match! we will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my steam porfile, and that should be enough. No need to listen for every crying babe, is always play Fair!And if someone will continue talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die! Liers will kick be off

It is with the utmost respect and a deep sense of deference that I venture to approach your good self, delicately balancing upon the precipice of what some might refer to as impertinence, for I am moved by a sincere concern for your well-being and the overall harmony and equilibrium of this bustling urban domain. Hence, I implore you, fair lady, with the utmost courtesy and a heart filled with genuine goodwill, to kindly acquiesce to the earnest plea of this humble gentleman, and thereby gracefully relocate yourself to a more suitable vantage point, be it upon the sidewalk or any other designated space where your innate charm and presence can shine forth unhindered, whilst allowing the unimpeded progression of vehicular and pedestrian traffic to ensue, all the while preserving the tranquil equilibrium of this pulsating urban tapestry.

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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ ˚And a happy new year!

The evolution of Philosophy:

Artistotle:
"What does it mean to be a good person?"

Descartes:
"What does it mean to be?"

Nietzsche:
"What does it mean?"

Bertrand Russell:
"What does 'it' mean?"

C.S. Lewis:
"What does it?"

Lil Jon:
"Waht?"

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My dad at the dinner table said that there is a disappointment among us.
I knew that was among us reference and started screaming:RED SUSS!!!RED SUS RED SUS AMOGUS!!AMONG US!!!
then i got the belt :(

🎇🎊 𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹, 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝟤𝟢𝟤3 🎊🎇

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2YBWdlVmdE

Tf2 player 簡單的菜鳥去獲得技能 explaining how he did not cheated that backstab from 200 kilometers from you

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Hello,

It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that your latest game review has been deemed cringe. There are several mandatory penalties that we must impose on you due to this.
For one, your trust factor score on steam will likely go below 0. This is done to ensure quality control and make sure those who view the reviews sections will not have to suffer by viewing the cringe that you post. You may also get reported if your review is extra cringe and offensive, going against steam terms of service is not cool. They exist for a reason.

I would like you to refrain from posting more reviews in the future, as it may lower your trustfactor even more and is a pain for others to view. I believe you should know better than this. Please rethink your next review.



Thank you.

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I was about to order a chicken salad from Wendy's the the other day, and you know, I walked up to the lady working there and she said "Hello sir, what would you like to order?" And it's like, that question... it's really a pertinent question to the youth in our society I think. But it's like... well what do you even mean by "like?" It's such a complicated word, and you see, the post-modern neo-marxists... they'll say it all depends on the context.

Well no, if that's so how come the word is so damn complicated? It can't be explained by anything! Do you mean that what I want to order is like something else? Do you mean that what I order is what I like, or are these separate concepts? I mean, you really have to be more specific. We're living in a society where we don't even know what our words mean, but we use them anyway, and that's bloody terrifying! It really is, bucko!

And you see, we really have to get our meanings in order before we go out into the world and speak, you know. And you see, even that name Wendy's... really represents an enterprise of female domination, of rebellion against patriarchal power structures. It's the archetypical manifestation of it, and it fights against this dominance hierarchy by breaking things up and destroying order, man. It's really the apex of our decaying teleological consciousness.

And you see, as I was eating my chicken salad... it's like, even that some pieces of lettuce sat above the others. Even in the finest details we see a hierarchy, and let me yell ya, the postmodern neo-marxists... ask them and they won't acknowledge it, I guarantee you, and that's bloody scary, bucko!

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

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If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

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Hey look buddy, you wrote a cringe comment . That means you'll get in trouble, not trouble like "police come out with your hands up" Because that would fall within the purview of your persecution fetish. You'll get into a practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from downvoting you into Oblivion? The answer, don't write cringe comments, and if that don't work... Delete your account. Take for instance this heavily cringy comment desiged by you, written by you, and you best hope... Soon to be deleted.

Yeah I just pinged you.
you gonna cry? gonna go whine to the police? did the Comment Notification hurt? are you gonna sit there at night before bed just thinking about how much the notif upset you? gonna create an incredible life with a beautiful wife and wonderful children just to cover up the fact that you've been so angry at this one comment notif on a steam profile that has it's comments section set as public because you didn't make it private ? gonna regret not suppressing comments in settings every single day, wishing you had just put the slightest effort to not get pinged? gonna become slowly more and more toxic every single day of your life towards the people you're supposed to love but feel nothing towards? gonna go through years of lying to your therapist and pretending your issues are related to your life when in reality they're just related to that one comment notif you received on your steam profile ? yeah.

L + ratio + plundered + no wenches + ship sunken + you have scurvy + ziplined + kraken’d + died to siren queen multiple times + reaper’s bones member + can’t handle milk + cannoned + megalodon’d + get cannoned + no emissary + dogless + can’t loot reaper’s bones ships + no skins + no clothes + locked in brig + no crew + no blunderbuss + gunpowdered yourself + dropped full barrels + dropped villianous coral skull + no doubloons + no ancient coins + no gold + using eye of reach with no funny skin + screaming in proximity chat

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.