Senaste recensioner av Sunfyre

I've kicked my CEO who was dancing in a dark room with lots of boxes, he deserved that. Also I had to catch fugitives, by licking. One was in the middle of picnic, sorry to interrupt.

I created a space colony and I am a goat. I've made my fortune by licking and kicking. Nothing beats that.

I've played about 5 hours straight today. I don't know about the people who experience random crash issues, but my game was quite fine. No crash, no sound issues etc. I think (and hope) the last patch they published really worked, solved many crash issues.

Game on the other hand, is the same old BioShock, story and gameplay still the same as many of you know. But graphics are really, REALLY good. During the game, I literally ask to a splicer "Excuse me sir, can you please give me a moment to admire this beautiful work of art?" He didn't answered of course, attacked me, so rude... My point is, I think Rapture really deserves to look that awesome.

Yet if you really have problems with remastered version, you can always play the original. Original one is not so old, so graphics are still very good, at least for me.

I think I've finished this game 3 times before buying from Steam, years ago. I remember how fun to play this game.

Scenes were beautiful, story was fascinating, always talking buddies were funny, a trip to Ghana suddenly becomes more exciting etc. You know what? After all these years, I still feel the same.

Also using that motorcycle in the game was really healhty. It would help your career as a boxer by making you punch your screen, or you could work out by throwing your keyboard out of window, or simply practice speech by swearing a lot. You know what? After all these years, I still feel the same.

Anyway, I highly recommend this game, because it's one of my favourites. If you like jumping, climbing and trying to find your way with little puzzles, like old fashion Tomb Raiders, this is your game. You won't regret it.

Finally I can insult only the ones want to be insulted. No hard feelings, no broken hearts.

I'm so happy, I can fart on a horny little bunny, which is an ancient Chinese secret!

Dafuq did I just play
It's boring as hell
I bought this with 90% sale
Yet I will ask for a refund if it's okay

My neighbours always welcome me like "Hello, Dunmer!".
I always loved to close every Oblivion Gate I found. Right now, my neighbourhood is free of Oblivion Gates. Cats can find food more easily since no Daedroth try to steel their food.
Shop owner at the corner of my street gives me free sweetrolls every morning, because I killed the minotaur at his backyard.
Before enchanting my sneakers, I wasn't able to catch my bus. Now, I never miss it.
And since I leveled up, people keep saying "You smell of death, been conjuring up dead things?".

I don't know why I love this game so much. I keep buying every DLC they release.
Let's see.. I always loved to yell like "baaaaah". I was always good at headbutt. And don't get me starting my "Run on Walls" talent.
Maybe I was a goat in my previous life? I don't kn..baaaah...

Years ago I played BioShock 2 and I had to restart the game over and over again because of the instant game crashes. I never found the solution, yet I played it anyway. Because I was in love with the game.

Months ago I bought the game from Steam and I was sure the crash problem never solved, but I was wrong. The command -dx9 at the preferences screen totally solves the problem. I cannot express that feeling, that happiness.

Because I know, I will never ever get tired of playing BioShock 2. It is a real work of art.

Very lovely game. Beautiful concepts. A bit short, but you can play again. I did so.

The Gods made Brütal Legend
And they saw that it was good
They said to play it louder than hell
We promised that we would

When noobs say it's over with
You know that it's a lie
The Gods made Brütal Legend
And it's never gonna die!