When the photon challenged the blackhole, Man asked, "Would you be able to move past the blackhole?"

The Photon replied, "Well, if my impact parameter was less than Rc, it might give me a little trouble."

"But would you be captured?"

"Nah, I'd escape."

As the photon approached the blackhole, the blackhole asked "Are you the fastest because you are massless, or are you massless because you're the fastest?"

At that moment the blackhole opened its domain, Event Horizon, and its sure hit effect meant that the photon could not escape.

"Stand proud," said the blackhole. "You're fast."

"But when it comes to stellar remnants, throughout space and time, I alone am the singularity."