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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
THE GAME STYLE IS COMPLETE ♥♥♥♥, AND THE GAME IS TOO OBSCENE, AND TABOO SO I UNINSTALLED. RATHER PLAY MINECRAFT CAUSE ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME! IF YOU LIKE WASTING YOUR LIFE TO GRIND ONLY TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS THEN PLAY THIS GAME AT YOUR OWN RISK. I WENT INTO THIS GAME THINKING IT WAS GOING TO BE FUN, BUT THE GRAPHICS ARE COMPLETE ASS. THIS GAME RUNS OFF OF 8BIT AND SMELLS LIKE RETARDED AI DINOSAURS. TOO EXPENSIVE ASS GAME FOR WHAT IT CONSISTS OF.
Posted 30 June, 2016.
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878.2 hrs on record (370.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Counterstrike Go is an overall amazing game. With ten years down the line from counterstrike Source. Not much has really been changed to how the game is played. Source is a must play game, but as of to date, good luck trying. Those who missed out may never have the same experience I had. Source included thousands of servers, and gamemode variety. Gamemodes such as surf, jailbreak, zombie's, deathrun, escape, surfing, bhop, minigames, and other custom pieces made by the community aswell with thousands of maps. The only other default gamemodes, still popular, but didnt have the same amazing feel to it would be the typical deathmatch and eliminations i believe it was called. Where you only have one life and takeout the enemy team that included a bomb, very simular to competitive in counterstrike Go. Now... As for counterstrike go, my first perspectives wernt the best. I was very disapointed on the release, for not has really changed, and there is no creativity. But i found that little piece of creativity 5 months down the line. Counterstrike Go and other games with the help of steam market developed a economical system, in which items can be gambled at a pretty steep price of $2.76 (tax included) for one key, where the outcome is most likely a .10 cent skin. In which you would be alot better off buying the skin you feel acustomed to in the first place for the amount a key costs. A vast amount of people believe they can; make profit, but that actually happens to be the case for this game. But like I said, its a gambling scenario, you would have to strike the jackpot (knife skins) and those can be sold and purchased up to $400. But consiquently, when a seller sells it to someone, steam takes off a large tax for you only get around 80-93% of what the buyer will pay. Chances are, many of you out there will be lucky, but take a look of videos on youtube. Ridiculous people spend thousands of dollars on just getting the keys to feed their addiction. And a 1-200 chance will they even unbox a knife, 80% of that will most likely be 10 cent skins. So my word of advice is to trade your items on the Counterstrike Lounge (3rd party trading system). So overall, should you really get this game? I believe you should, but you sure missed out in the past years. If ur going to enjoy Counterstrike Go, you will most likely have to be patient, and go on more of the competitive side instead of a recrational gamer like many were in counter strike source. So yes, buy this game, and be carefull with your money, because it will rob you dry. Good Luck ;P
Posted 29 July, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Hello, for those who love DayZ, and other survival games, this is the game for you! Aswell with DayZ, you will be slaughtered by teamates, and die by the zombies that no one seems can fix. But as for Nether, its as if they programmed it using a module from 2001. I mean the backspace doesnt even work when trying to make an account. How can you miss that!!! Thats even built into the calcualtor in the accessories. Not only that, but when loggin into the game, all seems good, besides the fact that the chance the game will actually work is 1/20. Considering the moment it launches it crashes, freezes your computer, or the mouse just doesnt appear. Once in game ur fine, enjoy, but getting to that point is almost impossible. So trust me, dont get any more early access games, the game has been out for almost a year, and still nothing. I can say the same for the DayZ Standalone, nothing has really been changed or modified. I mean, the zombies still run through walls, and attack you from 20 feet away. Its a simple fix they dont crack own on, just program them to basicly act as if they were a player... not being able to noclip through every wall. So trust me, it seems alot of these early acess games have been abandoned for a while, so please dont waste your money! And for the forrest, good luck trying to play that game. And i doubt they will fix that for another year... or two!
Posted 24 June, 2014. Last edited 24 June, 2014.
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