what zero ♥♥♥♥♥ does to an mf

Rip xeon, he came back for about a month then died again. May he rest in piss.

♥♥♥♥♥ out for harambe

Rip a gaming legend

Here lies xeon, He skated fast and died a vigin.

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he’s gentle like he promised he’d be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he’s done this many times before.


You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.