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Ingredients for crab cakes

500 g potatoes , peeled and larger ones halved
sea salt
freshly ground black pepper
olive oil
500 g mixed white and brown crabmeat , 2:1 brown to white, from sustainable sources, ask your fishmonger
2 lemons
a few sprigs of fresh flat-leaf parsley
½ fresh red chilli
3 spring onions , trimmed
FOR THE SALSA
1 red pepper , quartered and deseeded
10 cherry tomatoes , on the vine
1 fresh red chilli , halved lengthways and deseeded
1 spring onion , trimmed and finely sliced
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
a few sprigs of fresh basil

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Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft kunt.