Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của UnusualOranges

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 10:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg12, 2021 @ 1:40am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 10:00am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:01am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2022 @ 5:23am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg01, 2022 @ 7:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg01, 2022 @ 5:28am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg01, 2022 @ 12:39pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg01, 2022 @ 7:36am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg02, 2023 @ 10:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg12, 2021 @ 1:45am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg01, 2022 @ 8:00am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg01, 2022 @ 10:14am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg12, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2022 @ 2:41am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2022 @ 5:07am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 8:55am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2022 @ 5:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg01, 2022 @ 10:07am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg01, 2022 @ 7:26am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg01, 2022 @ 7:39am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 10:40am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 10:00am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg01, 2022 @ 6:14am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 10:21am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2022 @ 2:25am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg01, 2022 @ 6:02am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 10:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:45am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2022 @ 2:37am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 9:55am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:52am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 9:59am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:45am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 8:26am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2023 @ 6:24am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg01, 2022 @ 7:39am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg02, 2023 @ 4:25am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg02, 2023 @ 2:19am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg02, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg02, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg02, 2023 @ 10:33am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg02, 2023 @ 3:03am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg02, 2023 @ 9:27am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg05, 2022 @ 8:14pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2021 @ 6:45pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg02, 2023 @ 3:53am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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