UnusualOranges's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:39am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:39am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:25am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:03am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:27am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:14pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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