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Ekliptiic 11 Feb, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Once upon a time, there was a man named Gerald; Gerald really enjoyed taking his time strutting down the dirt road near the Alan Parson's Project building. Every so often, he would stop off at Mr.Whittles gas station and purchase some hemorrhoid cream to put upon his nub.

His nub you may ask? Well, Gerald was a war veteran from the great purge. He lost his leg from a large bean bag being hurled by Harambe. From time to time, his nub would begin to ache; longing for the flesh that once hung from his knee. This is why he purchased the hemorrhoid cream.

As time went on, Gerald would travel up and down this road and think about where he went wrong in his career. These days, he tells anyone who happens to gain the courage to ask him about his life that his hair line looks a lot like this guy right here ^

Wrecker 11 Feb, 2021 @ 5:27pm

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Low Hanging Fruit 4 Nov, 2020 @ 6:37pm

Hey, you really look like my next hair line

NihilisticSaint 21 Jan, 2018 @ 2:40am

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Puma 26 May, 2017 @ 1:28pm

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Wrecker 28 Apr, 2017 @ 7:44pm

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