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COMMUNIST AMERICA

COMMUNIST AMERICA

There are giant flying skeletons. 11/10

If you like The Walking Dead, but you want zombies that will piss on you to no end, then you willl LOVE this game

You can fly a jet with a laser then skydive out of it naked.

11/10

Timeline of what happened in my first hour.

-Became the first female POTUS.
-Cured cancer with Vice President Keith David.
-Aliens.
-Beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of aliens.
-Aliens blow up the Washington Monument.
-Not a good idea aliens.
-Kill more aliens.
-Alien leader used the Force on me and possibly wanted to sexually ravage me. (something about "breaking" me. im cool with alien sex)
-I wake up in a 60s sitcom.
-Ate pancakes.
-Picked up the newspaper.
-Drove to a diner.
-Realized it was all a dream.
-A cat statue came out of nowhere bearing the boon of a rocket launcher.
-Blew ♥♥♥♥ up.
-Did more puckish rogue ♥♥♥♥.
-Went into the Matrix.
-Got super powers.
-♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kenzie.

69/10 would eat pancakes again.