You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arsehole. You disingenuous ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you. ♥♥♥♥ you. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, lying, lying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. No, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't, you piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you for saying that. ♥♥♥♥ you, you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. ♥♥♥♥ you, you ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you for saying that. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out, you prick. ♥♥♥♥ you. Listen to you. Listen to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words, you absolute prick. ♥♥♥♥ you. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out, you prick. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out. Coming on to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chat and telling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies like that. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out. Who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you are, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick? What the actual ♥♥♥♥? You arsehole. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arsehole. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out.

hello my hydreigon friend i hope you are well!!!!

HYDREIGON! FRIEND!! BUDDY!!! I hope you're doing well! it has been. a VERY LONG TIME.

spontaneously coombust

So I'm like, "Yeah, I WOULD ♥♥♥♥ Invoker!"

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"Then the Nazis came in their Stuka dive bombers. And then literally Hitler walked in and mocked my femdom. I told them their reich wasn't welcome here. They told me they were here to culturally appropriate my students of colour. Braids were the first target. I threw myself in front of the alt right. They told me they were super Nazi men, and not to colour my hair. I reeeeee'd and reeeeeeee'd again. My liberal patronus jumped out of my dyed hair. It was in the shape of a Celtic vegan warrior. It stood up to the Nazis and swung bike locks at them and they disappeared. My patronus turned to me and winked, I'm still with her.... and you"

his personality is calculated. his movement is raw

-rep won't vore me

just fyi, the kid is yours

Rawr X3 nuzzles pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices your bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubs more it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~rubs your chest can you help me pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip ~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ drools all over your daddy meat I like Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ I love your musky goodness ~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm

I'll smash your grandma's tombstone in to several pieces.

Please pump and hump my plump rump Mister Trump

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+rep cute little lizard

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i dont mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yorself to come physical expirience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum chum friend chum paly pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to not be so frendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

Happy 👅 Birth 👅 Day 👅⁰Send this 👄📲⁰To 10 👬👪🚶🏃👀👥⁰Of your fav crocs 🔥🔥😩😩👏👏😍😍💯💯⁰If you don’t 😳🙅⁰You will NEVER find a SUGAR CROC 💀💀🙈🙈🙊🙊

I'M DONGING YOU DADDY! ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% donged.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged.... ███████████] 99% donged..... (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง

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Wouldn't a bunch of birds from an island that share the same name of a fruit know you are a crocodile?

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you are the worst toon i have ever met

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+rep sucked my ♥♥♥♥ for hats

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what the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥?

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Buy me Dota pweez

Do what I do, have a really awesome moment and make a 10 second video :3

Be good at *all* the things!

Finally got Skyrim? For a while that was really all I did with my spare time...
Now, it's Oblivion instead.