Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be all right.
See you space cowboy
You're gonna carry that weight


I know that one day I’m gonna die
and there’s a good chance ill see it coming, even if it’s for 30 minutes
and during that 30 minutes
I don’t want to find myself saying
♥♥♥♥
I wish I had more fun with that
I like that attitude
that’s it
so
during this funtime ride
for me
people are going to think I’m the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
well guess what, that may be!
but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is this ever better than sitting on my ass being a conservative “love the world” safe ♥♥♥♥.
because no matter how hard i hit the wall
I get to do it in style