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First things first, This is gonna be pretty long haha. I mean I'm sorry to be wasting your precious birthday time. If you're particular about enjoying your time, maybe read this tomorrow, idk.

Hello! Haha it's me again. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me after IB but YOU THOUGHT WRONG. Fortunately (or Unfortunately), I'm still here and back at it again.

Just to get it out of the way first: Happy Birthday! Yes I bet you thought I forgot about it but again YOU THOUGHT WRONG. 19 years alive and still going strong, well done to you. You've come a long way, I'm sure you've faced many ups and downs to get to this point.

Ok this is where perhaps it gets kind of cringe and you probably want to kill yourself and me in either order. (Jokes, murder and suicide aren’t funny) Maybe read it in moderation to stay sane.

Hmm, so I’m into the third year of knowing you now? While you may not know it, that time, you’ve been nothing short of one of the biggest blessings and lights in my life, especially amidst the abyss that was IB. When I look back now, it isn’t that dark anymore. I may even sneak in a smile while reminiscing about the past. Your blurness in history, the fun in literature, disapproving looks when I do stupid ♥♥♥♥, I remember it all haha. (LMAO I even remember your IC no. for some reason) I had fun through it all and enjoyed myself thoroughly, so thanks for that.

Back to the present, its been a while. A pretty long time. 7-8 months? I didn’t even see you in Jan on the results release date. We don’t even talk anymore hahaha. So many questions: How are you in general? How’s everything? Anything interesting going on? What are you planning for the future? Time and distance really creates curiosity and questions.

I just want to say thank you for all the memories and experiences I’ve been blessed with. I’m not an appreciative person and perhaps take one too many things for granted, but I’ve enjoyed every minute of it. Most of all, thanks for putting up with my ♥♥♥♥. It takes a special kind of person to endure my pretty ♥♥♥♥ humour and abrasive personality.

19 is a pretty significant milestone. You turn the page and you start a new chapter. This is a book I’m really interested in reading for a long time, seeing where you go from here. Perhaps it’ll be hard, most likely it will, for now you choose where you go and how you’ll get that. Even if it all goes wrong, just hold on, you’ll get there sooner rather than later. Wish you all the best in whatever you choose, YOU’LL KILL IT. Just know that if you ever stumble or get lost, I’ll be around if you need. (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this makes it sound like you’re going to colonise Mars in some sort of trilogy written by Shakespeare)

Once again, happy birthday. Hope that in some way or another I’ve impacted you to some fraction of the degree close that you have to me. Hope that we’ll continue being decent friends beyond this and even longer. Last and most of all, hope you made it this far without suicidal thoughts or murderous thoughts about killing me. It’ll be kind of a waste if you did, plus I’ll be pretty pissed off if you killed me, even if we are friends. JK

Hope to see you soon! I'll buy you food. Maybe something else. Idk.

P.S. This was probably a pain to read on phone. Yeah I was going to write this by hand, but then I kinda ran into the pretty minor problem of how the hell I was going to send it, so that ended there. This was the next best option. I mean no one reads emails anymore nowadays.

Hey i found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that i think we could get along real well :) i don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even tough you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When i see your name i just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like i can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 i know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but i won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me)