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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about broccoli, you immature omnivore? I’ll have you know broccoli is top of the food chain in the Vegan Land, and it’s been involved in numerous secret fiber-additions to entrees, and it has over 300 confirmed nutrient benefits. It is strained into cheese soup and it’s the top ingredient in “steamed broccoli.” You are nothing to broccoli but just another target. It will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with gas the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ about broccoli over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little broccoli bashing was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Broccoli will appear all over your menu and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.