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Captain John Price 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm 
guys this oawnch
is ginemenesouros
whatever you say- gigantasourus
jimenus- bwa- menamoris
somemenamorphis
gigantanorsdis
mhm
jimournos
Captain John Price 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm 
Ok I pull up
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Captain John Price 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48am 
CHARACTER RESTRICTED BIG FLOPPA COMMENT SAYS "SICKO MODE NOISE"
Captain John Price 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47am 
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Captain John Price 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43pm 
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⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿
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Captain John Price 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm 
i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
Captain John Price 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm 
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
Captain John Price 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm 
📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little ♥♥♥ slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌
Captain John Price 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm 
👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there
Captain John Price 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm 
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Captain John Price 24 Jan, 2021 @ 4:07am 
uraaaaaaaanium fever
Captain John Price 23 Jul, 2020 @ 4:30am 
The Freedom Bird
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Captain John Price 23 May, 2020 @ 5:23am 
I am BOYCOTTING the hawo mastew chief cowwection on steam. Hewes why:

Hawo Is set in a wowwd without ANY mention of communism. This is extwemewy weftist to do and pwomotes stawinism

No hot giwws(cowtana doesn't count, she is a ♥♥♥♥♥ aftew windows 10 anyway). Whewe the ♥♥♥♥ awe my stweet fightew tiew hot giwws wike cammy white? Nowhewe because ♥♥♥♥ hawo.

Not set in Ewdew Scwowws univewse. Ewdew Scwowws wowe ♥♥♥♥♥ aww ovew hawo """ wowe"""(wow) and since hawo is not set in ewdew scwowws, the wowe is absowute doshit.
Captain John Price 28 Dec, 2019 @ 2:45am 
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⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁
Captain John Price 28 Dec, 2019 @ 2:42am 
What if...🤔😏 we were both cows🐮🐄 in Minecraft🙈⛏ and Steve gave both of us wheat🤭🥵🌾 aHAaAhAAa! I’m joking, I’m joking!!😂🤪...unless ?😈.
Captain John Price 28 Dec, 2019 @ 2:38am 
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Captain John Price 26 Nov, 2019 @ 10:49pm 
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Captain John Price 20 Apr, 2019 @ 4:13am 
To be faiw, you have to have a vewy high IQuwu to uwndewstand Wick and Mowty. The humouw is extwemely suwtle, and without a sowid gwasp of theowetical physics most of the jokes will go ovew a typical viewew's head. Thewe's also Wick's nihiwistic outwook, which is deftwy woven into his chawactewisation- his pawsonal phiwosophy dwaws heavily fwom Nawodnaya Volya witewatuwe, fow instance. The fans undewstand this stuff; they have the intewectual capacity to twuly appweciate the depths of these jokes, to wealise that they'we not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequwuence people who diswike Wick & Mowty twuwy AWE idiots- of couwse they wouldn't appweciate, fow instance, the humouw in Wick's existential catchphwase "OwO what's this?!?!?!," which itsewf is a cwyptic wefewence to Tuwgenev's Wussian epic Fathews and Sons
Captain John Price 23 Dec, 2018 @ 6:21am 
OOF 💦💦💦😛🍆🤙🍺👌💯😍😱🍑
pebble 16 Nov, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
Ho ho ho ha ha 😂🤣😂, ho ho ho he ha🤣🤣. Hello there😃👋, old chum👴👵. I’m 🙅‍♀️ g'not 🙅‍♀️a g'nelf🧝👎. I’m 🙅‍♀️g'not🙅‍♀️ a g'noblin👺👎👺. I’m a g'nome🎅😁!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMED🎅🤣😂😂🤣🤣!!!
pebble 16 Jul, 2018 @ 10:11am 
Did you just call me a ♥♥♥♥♥? 😳☠️😰 Well a ♥♥♥♥♥ is a Dog 🐶, Dogs Bark 🗣🌴 Bark Grows on Trees 🌳, Trees Are A Part of Nature 💐🍃 and Nature is Beautiful 💁‍♀️✨ So Yeah, I Am A ♥♥♥♥♥ 😝💯💀😈🖕🏾💋🙏🏾
kevin mccloudd 30 Mar, 2018 @ 4:05am 
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Baptain Bohn Brice 23 Dec, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Captain John Price 23 Dec, 2017 @ 5:02pm 
N O S A U C E
N O C L O U T
N O P A P E R
N O J U I C E

have a merry autismus and a cancerous new year
Baptain Bohn Brice 1 Dec, 2017 @ 3:24am 
♥♥♥♥ you i do what i want ♥♥♥♥
kevin mccloudd 1 Dec, 2017 @ 3:23am 
Stop play ing anime games
kevin mccloudd 5 Nov, 2016 @ 11:52pm 
date me
kevin mccloudd 24 Aug, 2016 @ 2:33am 
:steamsalty:
kevin mccloudd 24 Aug, 2016 @ 2:33am 
how do i use emoiji
kevin mccloudd 19 Aug, 2016 @ 1:27am 
gay
kevin mccloudd 19 Aug, 2016 @ 1:27am 
ha
Ash Tree Meadows 1 Dec, 2015 @ 1:24am 
gay:steamhappy:
Fischer 18 May, 2013 @ 6:19pm 
Rock on!!
Allons-y 25 Dec, 2012 @ 2:51am 
Breadfish :3
76561198072078749 23 Sep, 2012 @ 12:08am 
I like Oreos
Derreck 10 Sep, 2012 @ 12:37am 
i like guns
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. . . . . . . . /__/. . . . . . . . . \___\. M4A1. i like to shoot guns
Derreck 7 Sep, 2012 @ 4:21am 
anyway why are we writing this on are profiles we could start a chat:D
Derreck 7 Sep, 2012 @ 4:20am 
i eat turtles for lunch
Derreck 7 Sep, 2012 @ 4:15am 
i no kill turtle