If you're a real gamer girl looking for a boyfriend to love and cherish you, you've come to the right place and please scroll down to see my bio! It is quite the read but I'm sure at the end you'll find it worth your time.

If you're a random degenerate or fake gamer girl ♥♥♥♥ who thinks I'm autistic or hacking I assure I am not and I must ask you leave promptly or I might need to duel you, though I would only need 6% of my power for a weakling such as yourself.

Howdy M'lady tips fedora and welcome to my bio, do enjoy your stay. Can I get you a drink? I only have Bepis sadly.

I appreciate you stopping by, it's not too often a lovely princess such as you shows interest in a nice guy like me instead of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who treats you poorly. Though I'm sure you already knew nice guys finish last.

I nearly forgot to ask, do you like my stylish romper? I got it custom made online so it could fit my well toned body. Fat? I'm not fat I'm big boned. That was quite rude I must say, but I forgive you as it is an easy mistake.

Ah I see you've noticed my anime collection and Loli-chan, (She's my girlfriend but she's open to me having a harem) I have a number of katanas I use to protect her with if you'd like to see them.

Oh my apologies! I thought I have put away all my fidget spinners, it can be quite difficult to keep track of all 3,837 of them.

I still live with my parents but I stay in the basement so you don't need to worry about them bugging us while you're "Polishing my sword".

Now I know what you're thinking, "How could such an amazing man be single and interested in me?". Well I'll tell you, most women now a days have become shudders Thots and thus have no interest in a nice guy like me.
Ah it would appear I must unfortunately bid you farewell M'lady as it is nearly time for me to go and crack open a cold one with the boys. But I assure you that were you to date me I would always spend time with you instead.
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