Hi (sorry for bad English)




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you was at the club 💃🍻 bottoms🍑up☝️when I first met you👀 couldn't🙅🚫get enough❤️ had to get you straight👉to my bedroom🛏️ drank still in my cup🍺 crib🏠is large so you can bring your friends👯too girl👩full of makeup💄 she's so bad😍it don't [?] me shawty👩just like me loves❤️drugs💊hates🚫bein sober in my psychi had my heart❤️and I didn't even know her🤷 guess you wouldn't believe see you in those jeans👖I wanna pull you closer eyes👀looking chinese👲 she didn't smoke🚬but now she's a stoner💨 everything you need👜

Please stop saying 'God bless' to random people. It's a very empty and cold-hearted sentiment to anyone that hasn't been brainwashed by fairytales from birth. I choose to say things like 'take care', or 'have a good day', rather than try to "impose" my religion on people that do not wish it. Your 'have a wonderful evening' is a sufficiently kind sentiment.

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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