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61 of 93 (66%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:02am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:03am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:51am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:04am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:11am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:17am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:26am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:22am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:18am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:31am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:32am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:37am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:34am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:38am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:57am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:56am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:51am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:11am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:08am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:21am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:18am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:22am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:20am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:29am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:35am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:41am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:48am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:55am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:44pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:06pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:40pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:13pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:14pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:30pm

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:12pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:00pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:58am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:54am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:51am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:55am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:57am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:02pm

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:58pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:57pm

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:59pm

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:06pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:13pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:25pm

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:31pm

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:33pm

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:46pm

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:54pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:11am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:17pm

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:02pm

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:03pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:00am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:55pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:41pm



What what?

Where did it go?

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

I peed your pants.

WHAT?

Hello World!

I drew this!

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Not THAT game!

What's the word?

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Express elevator!

Bye!

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!