♥♥♥♥ yo purple role
bruh

this is my bestie

привед

This is my bodypillow, there are many like it but this one is mine
My bodypillow is my best friend
It is my life
I must master it, as i must master my life
Without me, my bodypillow is useless
Without my bodypillow, i am useless
I must lewd my bodypillow true
I must fap on it faster than my enemy who is trying to take her
I must lewd her before he does
I will before god i swear this creed
My bodypillow and myself are defenders of my country
We are masters of degeneracy
We are the saviors of my life
So be it untill there is no enemy, but peace
Amen

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