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Recent reviews by Da Poop Machine

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7 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Tried it because it's free, and honestly still doesn't seem like a fair deal.
Any interactions, be it shooting an enemy, making contact with an enemy, "opening" a container, or even selecting a dialogue option have noticeable delays due to the server needing to check everything.
Read online this isn't a problem in a private world, which got my hopes up. Maybe I can just run this locally on my machine!

NOPE. Private worlds are just dedicated servers that you have to be paying a membership for.
This game could be relatively enjoyable, but it met my expectations completely.
Posted 26 October, 2024.
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35.1 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
I grabbed this game after seeing a brief play on youtube on it. It is wonderfully fun, and presses "T" at any semblance of needing a reason for doing things.
The story is lighthearted and fun, and the mechanics just really lend to the idea that, yes, you are a bum, and you are gonna have fun. Lots of nods to pop culture out there.

The base building is very entertaining, but the game is not expecting you to mass produce copper or aluminum, so the mechanics will make producing these things en masse a pain in the asse.

Definitely recommend - a breath of fresh air in a market with many serious games.
Posted 21 July, 2024.
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18.8 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Super Fun puzzles, and a wonderfully spooky lore!
Best played in the dark with headphones :)
Posted 31 January, 2024.
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887.1 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Absolutely divine! It scratches an itch I didn't know I had, and while it's addicting, it's also easy to put down!
As soon as I got used to the simply-bullet-hell-esque nature of the game, it came in and surprised me in a magnificent way.
Love it.
I bought this game after seeing a single youtube video about it, and am so glad I did.
Posted 18 January, 2024.
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11.3 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
PLEASE FIX MOUSE AND KEYBOARD CONTROLS.
Current controls have a mouse cursor, which, when away from center, causes the ship to turn in that direction.
This needs to change.
If the mouse controls the direction of the ship, it should NO LONGER MOVE WHEN THE MOUSE STOPS MOVING.
The current control scheme does not allow for any sort of stable flight when using mouse and keyboard.

Posted 4 December, 2020.
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