Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

I was once asked in i knew "CPR" and immediately started to panic because i'm dyslexic and if i start my ABCs in the wrong spot i will just constantly fart from fear

You ever just go to the restroom, take a whiff, and be like "Damn, i smell like cottage cheese and soy sauce"

According to Michigan state law, you may not marry a pickle BUT you CAN a cucumber, so its time to make a salad

Do you have a second to speak about our lord and savior, The Michelin Man

i had applesauce in my lunchable