My roommate always plays hentai on his bluetooth speaker whenever he's taking a shower. Every time anyone tries to confront him about it he says "Its just Naruto whats the problem?". The issue is that the noises are so grotesque, so inexplicably horrific, like some infectious Lovecraftian terror emanating through the guttural sounds of a questionably legal japanese girl. I can't handle this anymore, those moans echo through the halls whenever he takes a shower at 3 in the morning. Everyday I wake up in a cold sweat with the sounds of Japanese orgasms still ringing in my stillborn ears. Its enough to demoralize and cripple any man. Please send help.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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