Soon enough, Pandora opened the ill-fated jar given to her by the gods. From it escaped all the evils of the cosmos—sorrow, toil, disease, and the like—which scattered and ran rampant among mankind, destroying their previously carefree existence. Only hope remained in the jar when the lid was closed

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Hiya I'm the creator of tery, the demon duck Goose I am also The Best Spy Main


"Every man for himself" - Dan, right before he died.

"The sclorp. When the sclorp. Attacky, ruunnnnnnn" - Dan

"YOU IDIOT YOU FLASH BANGED ALL OF US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING TO KILL Y-" - Dan, after getting flash banged while fighting a monster

"NO NO NO NOT THE BOOM BOX THAT WAS OUR ONLY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT YOU BASTARD." - Ajan

"NOPE THERES A SQUARBLE NOPE NOPE NO-" Ajan.

"Oh boy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wisk just what I wanted for Christmas." - Dan

"Oh this is delightful, absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delight-" - Dan

"Wouldn't it be silly if I stepped on that landmine. WAIT ♥♥♥♥ I STEPPED ON IT OH F-" - Dan

"You know if I didnt jump into a pool of water we wouldve died the apple god wouldve been pissed." - Dan

"OH ♥♥♥♥ NAH BROKEN ANKLES BROKEN ANKLES BRO-" -Dan

"OH DEAR NUH UH WE AINT DOING THIS TODAY. OH DEAR I DO BELIVE I NEED MEDICA-" - Dan

"I AM GOING TO SACRFICE MYSELF WAIT NO AH AH AH AH A-" -Dan

"WEIRD??? IM NOT WEIRD! YOU ARE THE WEIRD ONE! IM FINE! IM COMPLETLY FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!" - Dan

"You know theres a hellbomb there, wouldnt it be funny if I were to shoot it, WAIT ♥♥♥♥ MISCLI-" - Dan

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. YOU DONT JUST BUILD A BARN DUMBASS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS 1785??????
14. Snitches get stitches
15. No federal agents
16. T h e  T r u t h  L i e s
17. Der apfelgott is our lord and savior
18. Legalize nuclear bombs
19. Make spells not war
20. Shadow Wizard Money Gang
22. The CIA Assainated me August 25th 2025
23. There's no crying in baseball
24. Theres no objects in the sky
25. Every man has his price, or a guy like me couldn't exist.
26. In this household we use Microsoft BING
27. MAYO IS NOT AN INSTRUMENT
28. Your wife isnt safe.
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I am incredibly depressed and barely do anything sometimes I just kinda fall off the face of the earth.