BigMag
Magnus Kristensen   Vordingborg, Storstrom, Denmark
 
 
Greve af Hårbøllestrand, og Askeby.
Håndhæver af Mønsk lov, og tradition.
Bestyrer af det Mønske Kornkammer.
Og beskytter af det Mønske rige.
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bong schlongdong 3 Apr, 2019 @ 4:40am 
you cockgobbling weeabo go eat peepee
Big Baloney 18 Sep, 2018 @ 1:30am 
Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.>
A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side?
With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...
And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays SMITE!!! o_O My beautiful lady.
Big Baloney 8 Mar, 2018 @ 11:23am 
When I was in 8th grade one of my teachers told everyone in my class one of us had autism and he couldn’t tell us who because that person didn’t know and now at least once a month I lay awake at night wondering if I’m autistic and everyone is just treating me normal, but I’m at an Italian restaurant with my parents and the waitress just asked me for soup or salad and for the 5th time in my life I responded with yes thinking she said "super salad" and I realized that finally gave me the answer that I am in fact, the one with autism.
Meister Toni Baloney 1 Aug, 2017 @ 10:00am 
i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ♥♥♥♥. YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder ♥♥♥♥♥'s place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate. i then ♥♥♥♥ them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
Big Baloney 15 Jul, 2017 @ 11:24am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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