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Phi 28 Jan, 2019 @ 10:09am 
do not trust this one they came into my home and ♥♥♥♥ed my wife, but only after running around the house hiding all of my socks. I am furious about the current sock situation.

I cannot find any socks and I have work in an hour. ♥♥♥♥ you.
Sendra 28 Jul, 2017 @ 8:40pm 
IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK
Stock Market Guy (suicidal) 27 Jun, 2017 @ 6:07am 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
Sendra 1 Jun, 2017 @ 7:46pm 
2017 comment
Shempsky 3 May, 2016 @ 7:21pm 
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Rycca(ree) 25 Apr, 2016 @ 2:47pm 
c: If you were the self-stabby katana person.. I don't need your ember ~<3 Just some stabby exchanges, Stay safe out there.:butterfly:
Anubins 31 Oct, 2015 @ 3:30pm 
ded
Rookie 7 Jan, 2015 @ 1:59am 
I learn that God works in mysterious ways and things happen for a reason. I'm just grateful for what he has gave me so far .
Steller 6 Oct, 2014 @ 6:34am 
Greatest and doofiest 2014 c:
jeeptaker 26 Aug, 2014 @ 8:36pm 
because they wanted brownies. They're just disgusting and offensive and smelly and dumb and big and jesus christ why don't they just die in a bloated stinky chemical fire I mean seriously.
Shempsky 13 Apr, 2014 @ 9:18am 
Very 2009
Rio 4 Feb, 2014 @ 7:06pm 
._. You're drawing homosex pokemon porn?
sev 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:09pm 
Daniruu-chwan~, please draw me more girly homosex fox-on-Dragonite porn!
Daniru 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:05am 
Dude, I have no idea who that guy is even, I don't trade.
Shempsky 4 Dec, 2013 @ 2:34am 
You get the weirdest comments
Mrs. Nesbitt 31 Aug, 2013 @ 11:20am 
you still owe me scrap from that spycrab, i didn't get to get it yesterday because my pc bluescreened
Lee Muir 5 Aug, 2013 @ 4:59pm 
He buys games because it causes him physical pain to have any money in his bank account.
TheEliteRobin 12 Jun, 2013 @ 7:57pm 
I hate you and please use ENGLISH
Shempsky 13 Apr, 2013 @ 8:38pm 
He also buys them so when i tell him to play them he can go "Nom people keep telling me to play it and now i can't just to spite them"
Ephem 30 Mar, 2013 @ 4:24pm 
dan buys games so that i can ask him if they're any good or not and he can say "i dont know i haven't played it yet"
Sheepheap 19 Feb, 2013 @ 10:42pm 
Daniru, why do you buy all the games?
Shempsky 2 Feb, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
IT STILL SAYS YOU ARE ALWAYS OFFLINE! I give up, Steam doesnt want us to play gaems anymore.
Shempsky 29 Dec, 2012 @ 10:17am 
Dear Daniru,

If I were given 3 wishes, I would first ask to wake up in your arms every day for the rest of my life. I want to breathe in the same air you breathe, when you awake to a new day. My second wish would be that I never harm you, disappoint you, or break your heart again. I only want to love you like no one ever has before. My third wish - it really is very simple - is that you would only tell me if you want any of these same things I want. If possibly you may still love me, and want me with you together to get though life, happy and satisfied. One word from you and I am sure this can be done, because I love you more today then I did before - it just gets stronger with time; it doesn't fade. I will always love you; this much I'm sure of. I wouldn't ask for diamonds, gold or a million dollars. None of that could make me as happy as I would be to just have you in my life once again!

Love always,

Bartendaz
KKaizer 6 Oct, 2012 @ 10:42pm 
i remember you.
BuckWild 16 Sep, 2012 @ 9:38pm 
You confuse me sir. Terrorizing a TF2 game with on of your buddies. But then you friend request me? Damn Nature. You scary.
disc0shark 30 Aug, 2012 @ 12:15am 
Thylo is right, Daniru does smell like poo.
Shempsky 7 Aug, 2012 @ 3:02pm 
I don't know how to start this comment, because I'm afraid it might be the end of our good acquaintance, or if I'm lucky, the realization of my dreams, which is for you to love me as I love you. I told myself I might as well take the risks because it's the only remedy I know that could unburden this feeling I've been keeping ever since.

Daniru, I love you. I know you'll find it hard to believe me if I tell you now how much you mean to me. I could hardly understand what I feel for you, knowing how to endure those long sleepless nights just thinking only of you.
I've never been like this before. I just don't know how to pour out my feelings for you. I wanted to find the perfect words to make you realize how much I need you and love you, but words continue to elude me, what would they be? Something poetic? I'm sure it should be heartfelt and out of the ordinary. I'm afraid it's no use; every time I look at you, the words came out the same… I love you!
Lee Muir 13 Jul, 2012 @ 9:54pm 
Daniru smells like poo.
Shempsky 13 Jul, 2012 @ 11:35am 
Oh boy an achivement for commenting on somerbodys profile. I love how i have at least 1/3 of the comments on yours.
Lee Muir 10 Mar, 2012 @ 11:21pm 
Ur a ♥♥♥♥
Ephem 3 Mar, 2012 @ 5:30pm 
can you reset my printer password
Shempsky 18 Jan, 2012 @ 3:54pm 
I dont know if you care or not but the vent died
Shempsky 29 Dec, 2011 @ 10:14am 
So yeah, im sorry that it has to come to this but it looks like we are going to have to replace you in my posse.
Shempsky 1 Dec, 2011 @ 1:17am 
You should delete some comments then lock them so my story stays in front, other wise im going to have to write a new one
Xpray (Birthday Dragon!) 26 Nov, 2011 @ 2:53pm 
He's all Maw and D'a www. .. until he explodes.
SiberianJack 5 Oct, 2011 @ 12:24am 
Had to clear my old user to use for real life crap. Made this one. Accept the friends request already. :/
Shempsky 4 Oct, 2011 @ 7:31pm 
Rising, he came to stand before her, unbuttoning his trouser panel from the waistband. "You must earn the right to slake your lust, Charlotte. In the meantime, I shall slake mine, but not in that greedy little ♥♥♥♥ of yours." He knelt and pulled his rampant ♥♥♥♥ through the slit in his drawers as he gripped the back of her head. "can you swallow a lob whole, like Lili?"

"I...I can try."

"Do more than try, Charlotte," he said as he pushed himself into her mouth, "and i just might let you come."

She proved herself an accomplished fellatrix, employing a firm, rhythmic suction without once scraping him with her teeth. The way she looked, bound to the stool in a posture of submission as she sucked him in and out of her mouth, only heightened the sensation. On the verge of spending all too soon, he pulled himself out and told her to lick just the top, then the shaft and balls, lightly, teasingly, as he fought the urge to shoot, letting the pleasure mount higher,higher...
Shempsky 4 Oct, 2011 @ 12:49pm 
"Take it in your mouth again," he ordered her, in as calm and authoritative a voice as he could muster, under the circumstances. "Deep this time, as far as it will go."

She struggled to obey him, eyes watering as he shoved deeper, deeper...

"You can do it," he said. "Open your throat. That's it"

He withdrew when she began to gag, waited a moment for her to regain her breath, then said, "Again-deeper," and push himself in even farther before retreating. "Again take it all the way to the root. Good girl."

Thrusting faster and faster as the pleasure sizzled through his veins. "I'm Coming," he rasped. "Swallow it down. All of it"

Charlotte dropped her head, her back heaving as if she were struggling for air.

"Charlotte?" he said gently

There came a sound like a cough as she spat her mouthful of come onto the floor.

She looked up at him, her eyes wide. "I couldn't"

"You just need a little assistance in overcoming your natural willfulness, is that it?
Shempsky 4 Oct, 2011 @ 12:37pm 
" I suppose"

"I had hoped you wouldn't start out quite so obdurate," he said as he crossed to the shelves next to the bed. " I must say, I'm disappointed in you, Charlotte. It seems you're going to require much in the way of external restraint before you can be trusted to exercise that restraint of your own accord."

Darius stood for some times, examining the various implements of punishment on the shelf. From the corner of his eye he saw her watching him fretfully.

he paused to contemplate the brank, a hinged, skull-shaped framework of iron welded to a heavy bank meant to encircle the lower part of the face. Dangling from the front was a chin with which to control the movements of the wearer, There was a triangular opening for the nose and mouth, the bottom of which was fashioned to accommodate one of two iron appendages designed to serve as gags.

"No" Charlotte begged as Darius scrutinized the latter, even going as to fit it into the mouthpiece. "I won't speak out of turn again."
Shempsky 4 Oct, 2011 @ 12:27pm 
"And yet you're doing so right now." Removing the spiked bit, Darius inserted the iron tab. "Calm yourself, Charlotte. My intent is not to maim you to the point where you can never speak again, but rather to teach you to master that insolent tongue of yours on your own."

Kneeling before her, Darius pried the brank open and fitted it around Charlotte's head, shoving the tab over her tongue as he snapped the device shut, He secured it with the attached padlock and slipped the key into his trouser pocket.

Standing back, he admired his captive, now not just a naked and bound to the whipping stool, but gagged with an instrument designed as much to humiliate as to silence. Emitting muffled little mews of distress, Charlotte twisted her head about like a puppy trying to divest itself of its collar, her little breasts bobbing and swaying with her efforts.

Darius felt a heaviness unfurl between his legs as his arousal reasserted itself. She was entirely within his power.
Shempsky 4 Oct, 2011 @ 12:19pm 
It was a heady, even thrilling sensation, yet at the same time unsettling, This wasn't the first time Darius had been compelled through casual contact with a human to change into something he was not, to feel things he wouldn't ordinarily feel, to do things that, when recalled later, would appall him. Experience had taught him that the longer such an episode lasted, the deeper his immersion in the sensation and desires he'd been forced to embrace. Right now, there was still a part of him that was Darius, the real Darius, with his familiar ideology, principles, lies and dislikes, self. Before Charlotte was done with him, however, he might be so consumed by this new, casually brutal persona that his old self was barely a memory.

She had ceased struggling, and was regarding him warily through the iron bars of the brank, wondering what further indignities he had in store for her.

"So much for your training." he told her. "Now for your punishment."
Shempsky 12 Sep, 2011 @ 2:09am 
I never had a dream come true until the day i met you.
Shempsky 29 Aug, 2011 @ 9:17am 
HES IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATHROOM AGAIN!
Shempsky 17 Aug, 2011 @ 3:13pm 
Diaper Dash? Wow, why am i friends with you again??
Shempsky 9 Aug, 2011 @ 10:16am 
Whats your deal? how am i suppose to play video games without you?
Dreaded Fungus 8 Jul, 2011 @ 7:11pm 
I chew on your head.
Eucrasia 3 Jul, 2011 @ 1:30pm 
Stop playing murder simulators.
[TrC] Nosy 2 Jul, 2011 @ 11:25pm 
i like free stuff...
Ivory 2 Jul, 2011 @ 11:01pm 
*Gapes*
Ephem 2 Jul, 2011 @ 1:23pm 
He also yells.