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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟
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Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated
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For some reason I cut off its hand and made soup out of it. I made a very basic vegetable stock and added the tape hand, whole. I drank a bowl of it and my mouth tasted like plastic and glue for months. I'm sure it gave me cancer. I was about 15 and still don't know why I did it.
It was May of last year and a few of my closest friends got together one night to trip. One of them, we will call him Raj, had 6 tabs with him and between the 3 of us we all took 2. The come up was real. I started getting very giggly and my stomach began rumbling. After I laughed for a solid 5 minutes because Raj kept shoving Expo markers up his ass, I decided to use the bathroom. I couldn't hold it in long enough and I ended up just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over my friend's rug. If I was sober I would have found it disgusting but the AL-LAD made it hilarious. I called Raj and Faisal into the bathroom to witness my accident. Faisal broke into a fit of laughter and started smearing the ♥♥♥♥ from the rug all over his face. He took a big gloop of it and shoved it in his mouth and started to swish around in his teeth. We all found this to be one of the funniest things we had seen in our lives. Faisal washed his mouth out to rid h
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eating gwobbeh 😿🙅♂️is gay 👨❤️👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️gibbeh⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️f'taang capacity.
spartans 🏋️♀️💪had 👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨adigha!!👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨❤️👨f'taangulinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers f'taang producers.
all these ☀️summer ☀️F'TAANGER's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.
you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗
you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩
being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅♂️is gay 👨❤️👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.
spartans 🏋️♀️💪had gay 👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨❤️👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.
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Heat the oil in the deep-frying pan to 190°C/375°F/Gas Mark 5.
Mix the flour, spices and salt together in a bowl and add 3-4 tbsp water, to make a stiff batter. Stir the onions into the batter, to coat.
Add a tspn of the onion mixture to the pan. When it rises to the surface, add the next spoonful. Continue doing this until the pan is full. Cook for 3-4 mins until the bhajis are cooked, turning them over halfway through. Remove from the pan and drain them on absorbent kitchen paper.
Cook the remainder of the onion mixture. The bhajis may be served immediately or reheated on a baking sheet in a hot oven for a few mins. Serve with raita, if you like.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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