Recent reviews by Danger Floof

The only action RPG I've ever enjoyed enough to finish. This one is a true gem!

Campaign is an enjoyable bit of Titus lore, and that's always fun, but the co-op PvE available after the campaign is... rough. The unlock and leveling system is a downright slog. There are lots of balance and progression annoyances I have, too, but I'm not spending more time writing this review than content there is to enjoy in the game. It has potential, but as it currently stands on the week of its initial release, this sill be a pass from me.

Story's fine. The first half was slow and sloggy--but that's to be expected; the second half was fantastic. Content is good; I loved the little bump in difficulty and the new mechanics. The graphical update is beautiful if you've got the hardware to handle it at the higher resolutions that do it justice. I'm withholding judgement about the writing, as this expansion's been the setup for a larger narrative and only time will tell how it goes; in a vacuum, though, it was... only just 'fine'.

What's not fine, though, is Sena Bryer--specifically, his garbage-tier performance as the new main character of the story. Mental health concerns aside, he was a TERRIBLE choice for this role and having to listen to his voice for hours on end is stomach-turning. That accent is contrived and disingenuous to the point of bordering on "offensive caricature". His delivery is repeatedly flat and utterly unconvincing. This abomination sounds like a complete amateur amidst a cast of professionally trained experts with actual stage presence and it's so jarring a contrast as to disrupt the entire experience. It's akin to trying to stuff some TrashTok clout-junkie into a blockbuster Hollywood feature film and it shows. Late night softcore Skinemax flicks' scripts were delivered more convincingly and professionally in their heyday. I've never wanted to skip the story's voiced cutscenes so badly before, and as someone who loved this game prior, that bothers me. Who at CBU3 thought he was a good choice for this role? Those people failed; the English language voice director failed. Voiced cutscenes are the highlights story-enjoyers play for, and, frankly, this is not up to the high standards this team has set for themselves. For that, I leave this thumbs down. Sorry, CBU3. You can do better than this.

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