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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 66.5 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Jun, 2016 @ 9:50am

Sonic Adventure 2 introduces Shadow and Rouge to the series (who, respectively, attracted edgy preteens to Sonic and attracted hundreds of thousands of innocent children to furry boobies) but hey, it's a decent game. Honestly, I think the story in this game has a very well-balanced tone to it; it's mature and dark enough to explore a threat big enough to destroy the world, but it's sensible enough to not get too serious for it's own good, as with the needlessly edgy storyline of Shadow the Hedgehog and the fanfiction-tier plot of Sonic '06. As far as gameplay goes, Sonic Adventure 2 is a pretty decent 3D platformer. Unique power-ups hidden for certain characters in some levels give the player incentive to replay old stages and reach new secret areas that they couldn't before. With multiple objectives for each stage, a kart racing mode, a boss rush mode, and the Chao-raising part of the game, Sonic Adventure 2 has a wealth of content for players to roll around at the--

Sorry about that. What I was trying to say was that if you follow me, set me WHAT IS HAPPENING

EXCUSE ME

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ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
CAN'T STICK AROUND, HAVE TO KEEP MOVIN ON
GUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
MUST KEEP ON MOVIN AHEAD
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TRUSTING IN WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE
TAKE MY LEAD, I'LL SET YOU FREE

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TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, FOLLOW (ME)
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TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, PROVE IT TO YOU
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TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, GOTTA LIVE AND LEARN
I KNOW WITH SOME LUCK THAT I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
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I DON'T CARE WHAT LIES AHEAD
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FIND THAT NEXT STAGE NO MATTER WHAT THAT MAY BE
TAKE MY LEAD, I'LL SET YOU FREE

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TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, FOLLOW (ME)
FOLLOW ME, SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, PROVE IT TO YOU
FOLLOW ME

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