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+rep fierce opponent, add me, please

Met this guy in a cs2 Dust2 game and boy let me tell YOU. This guy is crazy, ranted the whole game about how his dog was eating his iguana, then proceeded to follow me around the map and reenact the US government's experimentation program "MKUltra" with shadow puppets and explained to me that due to said program, the government found a cure to cancer. After debating this with him I unfortunately came to the conclusion that he in fact was one of the test subjects and was infected with Monkey Pox. I have now been infected as well after having him repeatedly salivate on my johnson and can no longer interact with society. Was it worth it? I'd say so. We now have this odd spiritual connection as every time he reads this he will think, "Man, that guy was retarded".

+Rep accept me please<3

add me pls

+ rep pretty good player