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You fool, you absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours.

So if anime wasn't even bad enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you that it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I were to walk up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you were turned on by me, THAT WOULD BE GAY. It ain't different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cuz they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick they got a ♥♥♥♥ AND ITS GAY! AND DONT SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER, THAT DOESNT MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥! AND THEN YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I AINT TRYNNA SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥, IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME ANIME! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH