The Testicle that Never Dropped has changed their name to Fleshlight Spokesman.
Butt Inspector Bacon has changed their name to My Dad Pulled Out Too Late.
Fleshlight Spokesman has changed their name to The Girl with the Dragon Dildo.
The Girl with the Dragon Dildo has changed their name to Hitler the Brave.
9:49 PM - Butt Inspector Bacon: and the M16A1 cooks to often and I end up fanning the foward assist to get rounds off
9:49 PM - Butt Inspector Bacon: like an old single action revolver
9:50 PM - Butt Inspector Bacon: a good cleaning always fixes it though
9:50 PM - Uncle Noobtube: Though on the plus side, you can enjoy as much toast as you want.
9:50 PM - Uncle Noobtube: Because you'll never run out of jam.
2:25 PM - Uncle Noobtube: 01000010 01101001 01100111 00100000 01000010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011
2:25 PM - FlyingToaster: I AGREE
11:09 PM - Min Headroom: my gallbladder comes pre ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for comfort
11:20 PM - The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXZ1k45GQcc
11:22 PM - Min Headroom: only got 20 titties in my pockets
11:22 PM - The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: dead
7:50 PM - ♥♥♥♥ Christ: i sware to god
7:50 PM - ♥♥♥♥ Christ: an icecream truck
7:50 PM - ♥♥♥♥ Christ: just hit a tree
7:50 PM - ♥♥♥♥ Christ: ill be right back
5:13 PM - Min Headroom: not good game like old scroll 6 air rimjob
5:13 PM - Min Headroom: where you play as wyrm baby
5:13 PM - Min Headroom: and yell
5:23 PM - John Ahmed: NOOBTUBE
5:23 PM - Uncle Noobtube: what
5:23 PM - John Ahmed: I HAD GAY SEX AS A UNDERCOVER AGENT
7:56 PM - Rommel x Patton Hentai: i mean the guys in contra gotta be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
8:25 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: Also the blackest kid in my school walked up to me and handed me this iron on badge that said "Supreme ♥♥♥♥♥" and told me to wear it with pride
8:25 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: and a bunch of other kids were given "Junior ♥♥♥♥♥"
8:25 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: "Rachet Ho"
8:25 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: "♥♥♥♥♥ Cadet"
8:26 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: and "Busta"
8:26 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: theres literally a ♥♥♥♥♥ ranking system
3:38 PM - Min Headroom: im very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up atm
3:38 PM - Min Headroom: i just tried to put a single hair in a case
3:38 PM - Min Headroom: instead of the tweezers i just used
3:38 PM - Min Headroom: to pull it out
7:25 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: "Eat ♥♥♥♥ and suck my ♥♥♥♥ Emilio" - My dad 2015
8:29 PM - Zdonick: also don't make fun of noobtube
8:29 PM - Zdonick: just because he is so sexually frustrated and socially inept doesn't mean he can't rape someone
5:55 PM - Min Headroom entered chat.
5:55 PM - Min Headroom: grop chot
5:55 PM - Uncle Noobtube: grup chit
5:56 PM - Zdonick: grit clit
5:56 PM - Min Headroom: grap chap
5:56 PM - Cramp: grip chet
5:56 PM - Nolanms1: grep chat
11:04 AM - Osama Bin Ballin: Sex is good an all but have you ever had garlic bread
6:52 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: IN LATER NEWS, A SPREE SHOOTING IN PAULSBORO, WASHINGTON RESULTED IN A ZIMBOBBLE-TON DEATHS AND 5 UGANDAN INJURIES, THE SHOOTER HAS BEEN HEARD SAYING
6:53 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: "ALL I'VE EVER WANTED TO DO IS TO GET THE ♥♥♥♥ IN HER MOUTH"
3:56 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: horizontal for attention
3:56 PM - Osama Bin Ballin: vertical for results
Osama Bin Ballin: You know i was just thinking
Osama Bin Ballin: one day all the games we've got on steam will be old as ♥♥♥♥
Osama Bin Ballin: relics basically
Osama Bin Ballin: imagine how much our accounts would be worth
Osama Bin Ballin: Thats if steam still exists
Osama Bin Ballin: Becuase when i'm 87 playing VR Ass Fingering simulator, sipping on Space-Dew, my ♥♥♥♥ would be worth alot
8:05 AM - Zesty Grandfather: I'm gonna close my eyes and put my hands out and if there aren't some class A boobaroonies in my grippers when i open them someones gonna die
4:21 PM - Rewolf420 windows 10 wat: still not installing gmod
4:21 PM - Rewolf420 windows 10 wat: why
4:21 PM - Rewolf420 windows 10 wat: because its "fun"
4:21 PM - Rewolf420 windows 10 wat: and fun is a buzzword
(OOC) Blast: drugs can kill the most invincible of men
1:35 PM - Cucks Suck: if I die, and science isn't able to bring me back to life
1:36 PM - Cucks Suck: i wanna be put in a sex musem
1:36 PM - Cucks Suck: Next to the cuckold exhibit
1:36 PM - Cucks Suck: laughing at them
White Girl: I knew a guy who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a jar of nutella
White Girl: and got nutella down his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
White Girl: it crusted and he had to go to the hospital and get the ♥♥♥♥ flushed out
Cramp: I dont know what to say
Cramp: other than
Cramp: how did it feel
5:45 PM - Strife: my annual "♥♥♥ tribute" to the Ford Focus will no longer be archived in the library of congress due to partisan gridlock and meddling taxmen
7:32 PM - Zdonick: https://www.f-list.net/c/sapphire%20takaishi/
7:33 PM - ♥ nani, destroyer of memes: fave:
7:33 PM - ♥ nani, destroyer of memes: high functioning autism
7:33 PM - ♥ nani, destroyer of memes: wow this person is perfect for you zdonick!!!
10:21 AM - Johansen Scuttlecum: also one day i want to get a bunch of pigs
10:21 AM - Johansen Scuttlecum: mark them 1 2 and 4
10:21 AM - Johansen Scuttlecum: and let them loose in a mall
10:21 AM - Johansen Scuttlecum: and watch everyone search for the third one
4:38 PM - Cramp: I'd give my life
4:38 PM - Cramp: not for honor, but memes
2:22 AM - Strife: Sometimes I just need to get a copy of 50 Shades of Gray and ♥♥♥ into the pages, like Matthew McCounaghey does to Catherine Stewart
8:10 PM - CommanderCarl: some jew gave us pennies for haloween
7:04 PM - New World Hors d'oeuvres: h u l l o
7:05 PM - Johansen Scuttlecum [Cool Dad]: Sorry was just watching my dog take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in the corner of my room with an equal mix of dismay and shcok
7:05 PM - Johansen Scuttlecum [Cool Dad]: don't you just love animals
Johansen Scuttlecum: i'm gonna create a new religion
Johansen Scuttlecum: sort of like jehova's witness
Johansen Scuttlecum: where only people that buy the winrar full liscensed version get into heaven
9:46 PM - Карл: send help
9:46 PM - Карл: i hear my dad having orgasms so loud i can hear them across the house