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27 of 27 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2013 @ 10:06am

Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 2:57am

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2013 @ 9:58am

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 2:57pm

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2014 @ 2:20pm

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 3:50am

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 2:38am

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2013 @ 11:31am

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2013 @ 11:53am

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 6:15am

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2013 @ 3:26pm

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 1:13pm

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 2:27pm

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2013 @ 2:37am

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:25am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 3:48am

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2013 @ 2:35pm

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2013 @ 11:50pm

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 1:56pm

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 6:57am

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2013 @ 5:28pm