j'ai gagné quoi ?

Ouais, mais non, parce qu'en fait si, mais bon, tu comprends, j'avais envie de pourrir le profil d'un pote alors bon, voilà quoi, la loterie, tout ça, et démonstration est faite par ton biais qu'une partie des gagnants n'ont pourtant pas tenté leur chance.
On nous ment, on nous spolie tout ça...

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaan dob reviens !!!

For you other team : today we had some funny comments from other team, asking us to not go so fast.... Sorry to tell you that if you can't stop us... then we have no reason to standby in middle of nowhere waiting to die silently !

We don't have to play poorly because you can't play correctly... but sometimes as infected we don't attack too hard when other team is obviously weaker than us. 2 pros to that method : you don't rage, and we can finish the campaign ! Yes we won't let you win if we can.... but do you really deserve it ?

So as said in my french description, we are friends (we don't hide it), but not a team, YOU CAN as we do ; use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ microphone to communicate with your teammates !!!! That's not a gadget ! And please cover your mates ! That's just what we do ! (We also practice anal sex IRL but you're not obliged).

And don't tell us to play noobly to please you !

Peut être un peu, personne n'est parfait, seulement certains joueurs abusent foncièrement de ces méthodes pour tenter de gagner à tout prix. ça pourri le jeu et je n'aime pas ça.

So for my english visitors :

Please, play with fair play, wait that both teams are full before leaving safe room. ask before leaving the saferoom that everybody is ready, don't attack bots on non return jumps, avoid to rage stupidly. Avoid to find wrong reasons to your defeat "My team sucks" "you're cheating" etc... that won't make you win.

And Please ! act like a team ! stay in group and attack in group.

A great philosopher has said "we learn from our mistakes (and defeat)" (actually i think that this line come from an american sitcom but whatever) so prepare yourself to learn a lot during our game. :)

Thanks and Have Fun.

PS : Please don't imitate french accent... and don't laugh with Rochelle !

Sympas le manuelle, et si je me situe bien : je suis un connard égocentrique. : )

La coupe de cheveux, le bide, les poils, le string, c'est déjà grand...
Mais y a pas à dire, tout est dans la posture.