14 years old future pro player for sure (quit school already)
140+ IQ (this one matters),
relatively good at maths, physics, and logic (I could be your teacher if your parents were rich enough to afford my knowledge and skills),
world record holder of :> <: game since 2001
best HLDM/adrenaline gamer player of all times (all gamemodes, but it's easy considering everyone was as garbage),
god of movement with goldsource physics,
#1 agario player (osu is in comparison unskilled),
kovaak fps aim trainer certified aim beast, (my biggest achievement so far),