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[Intro]
Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
Toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena
Ha ha ha. That's some funny ♥♥♥♥
If you meet up with me on a Quake server, I'll shove my
Rail gun so far up your ass, It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!

[Verse 1]
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Quake god
Got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play
The Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday
You say, "impressive", I already know it
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it
I got a PhD in pain and a masters in disaster
The mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster
[Chorus]
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster
QuakeMaster, of disaster
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster

[Verse 2]
We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?"
When we go at it punk, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ you up
Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed
Get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."
'Cause while your camping, I'll be cold lamping
Then I'll kick it in, and your ass I'll be stamping
I got a PhD in pain and a masters in disaster
The mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster

[Chorus]
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster
QuakeMaster, of disaster
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster

[Interlude]
All right! Now you know what time it is
I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping bastard
You step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you
A new virtual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yo! It will sound something like this...

[Chorus]
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster
QuakeMaster, of disaster
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuakeMaster
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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