This guy just randomly appeared on my friends list one day

I have known Lyan for years and if there is one thing he loves more than snorting cocaine off of a hooker's navel it is being a massive chud. You should have seen this man when Trump won in 2016, his face was wet with tears of joy and his pants were wet with... well you know. I remember how proud he was when he hoisted the thin blue line flag above his house, he took so many photos of himself shirtless in front of that flag, and he told me that the flag made him feel complete for the first time in his life. Lyan was nothing if not an avid anti-masker, he was banned from several stores including both walmart and costco, and he proudly protested outside vaccination sites. RIP sweet prince I will remember you always.