Recent reviews by \m/ Captain YoYo

Much fun. Very boom.

I never write reviews, so that should be some indication of how much I enjoy and respect this game and it's dev. It's an addictive real-time simulation of the Travelling Salesman problem, combined with a bunch of probability statistics, and with a graphical interface that is a work of simplistic beauty. Oh, and did I mention the music/sounds? They're pretty much one and the same, and I honestly think one of the more under-rated parts of this game. It's literally as if the trains were generating the music.

I've only had this game a few weeks, but have already racked up dozens of hours of play. And I'd also like to say that from what I can tell, the dev is an upstanding, modest person who takes pride in making a good product at a fair price, listens attentively to users, and even appears to offer excellent customer support (he mentioned that the new build of the game won't run on an older Mac OS version, and offered refunds to anyone who wanted one if they were affected. Whoever you are, you're a class act, mate.

Oh, and as a Cities Skylines fan, I can say that Mini Metro has made me a LOT better at designing roads, bus routes, and railways. So if you want to improve your C:S skills, this game is totally worth it just for that reason.

I've been playing TF2 since the beta in 2007. That was 16 and a half years ago. The game used to get updated fairly frequently with new maps, weapons, cosmetics, and bug fixes. But the past few years feel like Valve has deserted its loyal fanbase. Very few updates, the only new maps we get are Christmas and Halloween-themed rehashes of existing maps, and worst of all, the bot problem that has plagued casual matchmaking has just gotten worse and worse. Thankfully, there are a handful of well-moderated community servers that keeps the bots at bay, but those are about the only thing keeping this poor game afloat after all these years.

For as much money Team Fortress 2 has made Valve, they could easily afford to fix the bot problem. Show your loyal fans some love! Volvo plz!