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YoungManJekins 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00am 
This last weekend I went to a party and got really wasted with a couple of my friends. At some point some of my friends started going into the seperate rooms of the house with some girls, away from the heart of the party. My friend and I were really wasted and horny at the thought of everybody getting some. So we decided to go into another room and next thing I know I'm 5 inches into his ass. I'm scared that people will find out what we did but since the balls didn't touch it doesn't mean its gay does it? Please help me I don't know what to do.
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Bloodhammer 19 Jun, 2020 @ 2:26pm 
add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...
flick 5 May, 2020 @ 2:49am 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my n1gga🙏👊😠💯😭
anwip3 15 Aug, 2018 @ 8:29am 
保濟丸哥, I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Mokky 9 Aug, 2018 @ 9:14pm 
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flick 25 Jul, 2018 @ 6:18am 
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YoungManJekins 25 Jul, 2018 @ 6:14am 
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tunni 28 May, 2018 @ 6:34am 
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Merry Christmas! :tobdog:
Mokky 1 Sep, 2017 @ 6:03pm 
I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
Mokky 1 Sep, 2017 @ 6:03pm 
Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed.
But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this ♥♥♥♥" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ macho ♥♥♥♥ like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy.
anwip3 1 Sep, 2017 @ 10:24am 
[OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
anwip3 1 Sep, 2017 @ 10:24am 
Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!!
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陈遁 亲妈剥离之术 6 Aug, 2017 @ 7:44am 
thank you :Alberts:
💀🚬awa☠️🚬 1 Aug, 2017 @ 5:37pm 
nice profile, but making the gif the qual went down so the cool static effect dissapiered
TurboCock9000 31 Jul, 2017 @ 7:08am 
~My dog's testicles are caught in a mouse trap?~

My Rottweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him to club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have a better idea?
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TurboCock9000 3 Jun, 2017 @ 9:57pm 
ur mom have ran by car care
TurboCock9000 3 Jun, 2017 @ 9:56pm 
awr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ ~3~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///·* kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (;* nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ ;3 wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ ;3 puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face 3; I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. ;3 I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants ^3^
flick 8 Apr, 2017 @ 7:50am 
rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ ~3~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///·* kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (;* nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ ;3 wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ ;3 puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face 3; I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. ;3 I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants ^3^
Punished "Venom" Snake 16 Oct, 2016 @ 4:52am 
Ayylmao
fried ady 16 Oct, 2016 @ 4:50am 
no ♥♥♥♥
Punished "Venom" Snake 16 Oct, 2016 @ 4:48am 
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flick 8 Oct, 2016 @ 6:28am 
-rep jump into fire got me cooldown >:(((
flick 20 Sep, 2016 @ 6:21am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
N E L S E N ₉⁹₉ 26 Aug, 2016 @ 12:58am 
dumbass thumbsup
Pot 5 Jul, 2016 @ 8:23am 
Warning message:Don`t mess with Totenkopf.
Ved 26 Jun, 2016 @ 10:54am 
You have LGBT color background lol.
fried ady 24 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03pm 
the totenkopf looks like my drawing of a skull when i was 3
Ved 24 Jun, 2016 @ 11:55am 
Warning message:Don`t mess with Totenkopf.
flick 3 Feb, 2016 @ 4:04am 
5/7 would ban again
flick 13 Dec, 2015 @ 12:27am 
9/11 copy pasting skills
NEI JI GAN PUA DUA EH 12 Dec, 2015 @ 9:53am 
+rep scammer
Pot 3 Oct, 2015 @ 2:49am 
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YoungManJekins 14 May, 2015 @ 6:55pm 
+rep
Guy Fieri 11 Jan, 2015 @ 6:07pm 
nice maymays
K tony hawk 10 Jan, 2015 @ 5:49pm 
Love ur mod :D !
Sejk 23 Sep, 2014 @ 10:53am 
good,fast trader,rep++:first_star:
SNO 4 Aug, 2014 @ 5:11am 
+rep, fast and easy trader
Falshmjager 19 Jul, 2014 @ 6:27am 
+Rep
Grimbald/BE/ 18 Jul, 2014 @ 5:15am 
+rep Quick and smooth trade.
rifler 14 Jul, 2014 @ 8:14am 
+Rep Fast & Friendly trader!