you do not comprehend the size of my ballsack. imagine mount everest and multiply it by about 300. now you're not even a fraction of the size of my nutsack. my sack o' children is so full and humongous that it's been dubbed 'the Nutjob'. in fact, if you could convert my sack into energy we would have an infinite amount of it. it could probably power the entirety of the earth we live on for as long as us humans still populate this planet. the protein inside of it could feed the entirety of africa and make them nice and healthy. it could turn the thinnest of children into muscular men in just a second if they ate my hunk spunk. now, i'm not saying i'd coom on children, that is incredibly haram. but think about it for a second. my seme cream is so powerful that when it shoots out it resembles a fire hose. and this is why i'd be the perfect bachelor.