Melpar
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In the great words of Abraham Lincoln,

"Put another root beer in the Cowboy mug.
Another root bee--
ROOT BEER NO ROOT BEER!
NO ROOT BEER NO ROO--
SO MUCH ROOT BEER NO!"

I think it was Winston Churchill who once said,

"ROOT BEER IN THE COWBOY HEEL, YEAH!
ROOT BEER!
I LOVE ROOT BEER!
ROOT BEER IN THE COWBOY HEEL!
Y'all seen it here first, its in the Cowboy heel.
Ain't nothin' I love more than a ice cold, refreshing, MUG ROOT BEER.
HEH, HEH, HEAH!
*sips loudly* AHH!
ROOT BEER!
IN THE DALLAS COWBOYS MUG, GO COWBOYS!
GO DAK PRESCOTT!
DALLAS COWBOYS, THIS OUR YEAR BABY!
GO DALLAS!
HANK HILL!
BOBBY HILL!
*Hank Hill impression* DANG IT BOBBY!
COWBOYS!
TRACTORS!
FISH!
HUNTIN'!
ROOT BEER!
COWBOYS!
TONY ROMO!
TONY ROMO AGAIN!
ROOT BEER, FOOTBALL!
FOOTBALL!
Cheeseburgers.
Cheeseburgers, cookouts, barbecue sauce, propane, ROOT BEER!
Root BEER, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEAH!
ROOT BEER!
ROOT BEER!
*taps can* THAT'S THE SOUND OF AN ICE COLD -- ROOT BEER!
ROOT BEER, YEAH, ROOT BEER!
*sips loudly* AHH!
ROOT BEER!
*sips loudly again* EHH! AHH!
*crushes can* ROOT BEER IN THE COWBOY MUG!
Root beer!
Root beer!
*burping* --oot beer!
Matter of fact, Ima go ahead, put another root beer in the Cowboy mug.
Got a whole got darn batallion of em'."

And it's words like these that I live by.
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HamSandwich 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:56am 
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ًblight 23 Aug, 2020 @ 4:00pm 
I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
ًblight 23 Aug, 2020 @ 3:59pm 
I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach.
ًblight 23 Aug, 2020 @ 3:59pm 
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o, control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
ًblight 23 Aug, 2020 @ 3:56pm 
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Camo 23 Aug, 2020 @ 3:48pm 
Pixar needs to be stopped

Every single movie. At the beginning. The lamp (Luxo Jr.) hops on over, hovering over the letter “I”. Then, without mercy, he jumps and repeatedly stomps the “I” until he is crushed. The “I” has been abused for many years, or it is a different “I” every time, replacing the dead one from the last movie. This is something we have been witnessing and have done nothing about over the past few decades.

This lamp has commuted assault and possibly even murder right in front of children and nobody has done anything. Every day we stray further away from god.