when i grow up i destroy danimarka because when i shoot i will save pakistan

HI ALL, STEVE TOLD ME TO SEND AN EMAIL TO THE OFFICE INTRODUCING MYSELF! MY NAME IS BEN AAND I'M GOING TO BE YOUR NEW IT SUPPORT TECHNICIAN - ALTHOUGH I PREFER THE TERM "COMPUTER WIZARD". I'M A PROUD GAMER, OTAKU [FANA OF THE ART THAT IS JAPANESE ANIMATION, OR ANIME], GOTH, AND IDENTIFY AS AN ENERGY VAMPIRE. THIS MEANS THAT I CAN FEED ON THE ENERGY OF OTHERS - SO IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY THATS NO FOOD FOR ME! HAHA. DESPITE THIS, I SHUN THE FLEETING AND VAIN PURSUITS OF PARTIES AND MAINSTEAM 'MUSIC', FOR THOSE ARE FOR WEAKER MINDS THAN MAN. I'M HOPING AS THIS IS AN OFFICE JOB, I WIL BE IN GOOD INTELLECTUAL COMPANY.

I'M KNOWN ONLINE AS NIGHTLORDSCLAW, SHADOWASSASSIN, AND REGRETTABLY, YOURMUM420 [A HOLDOVER FROM MY YOUNGER DAYS]. I ALSO HAVE AN ANTHROPHORMIC ALTER EGO - A FURSONA FOR THOSE IN THE KNOW, NAMED LYXNOCTIS. HE MAY EVEN MAKE AN APPEARANCE ON CASUAL FRIDAYS... SPEAKING OF WHICH, DESPITE MY AGE OF 29 I'M YET TO FIND A LADY TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH. IF ANY FEMALES UNDER 30 ARE AVAILABLE, MY EMAILS ARE ALWAYS OPEN! ;] I CAN ASSURE YOU I'M UNLIKE ANY OTHER 'MAN' YOU'VE BEEN WITH, AND CAN SHOW YOU THE FINER THINGS SUCH AS POETRY, RED WINE, AND ANIME. ANYWAY, THAT'S ME - LOOK FOR THE BLUE HAIR, VAMPIRE FANGS, AND TRENCHCOAT IN THE IT DEPARTMENT!