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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 9:04am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:11am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 10:47am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 11:46am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:36am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm