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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 8:24pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 10:07pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:28am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:19pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:01am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:06pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:08pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:29pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:14pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:24am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:04pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:58pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:28am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:03pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:48pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:02pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:53pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:51pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:44am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:06pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:25pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:20pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:18am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 9:13pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:31pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 2:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 8:30pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:54pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:55pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:43pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:21am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:25pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 8:54pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:21am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:22pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:42pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:49pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:48pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:05pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 8:54am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 10:13am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 12:43pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 2:11pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:47pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
19 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,175 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
15 / 30
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