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1.4 hrs on record
ARE YOU A LONELY PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ AND WANT TO SIMP FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMON GIRLS IN REALLY NICE LOOKING OUTFITS, THUS GATHERING YOUR OWN DEMON HAREM WELL NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE~~

its SIMPle puzzle game with a pretty nice payoff! try to get all the achievements please. the artworks amazing and do make sure you pay close attention to the credits screen.

judgement is best girl. shut your ♥♥♥♥♥ mouths.
Posted 21 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
86.3 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
I'd have to give this remaster a solid 9/10

but why 9? Isn;t it perfect?? ok lemme do this real quick...

if you have played the psp versions of this game i HIGHLY reccomend you pick the remasters up! you'll absolutely fall in love with how fluid the game has become. now lets get to the actual stats.

Pros
-better and more gorgeous graphics but still has that old psp feel to it.
-better range of customisation.
-♥♥♥♥ ton of new weapons and features. and i mean a TON.
-character models(including the aragami) have greatly improved and Alisa and Sakuya have never looked so adorable.
-PREDATOR STYLE. This is what makes this game super effing great. nothing says badass more than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monster emerging from your weapons
-really good storyline circled around your character! makes you feel like youre actually in the game!
-its technically monster hunter but in an anime version and actual story.

Cons
-they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ changed Ol Man Sakakis VA (tho i have come to love it now)
-someimes the characters expressions can appear to be rather stale.
-a bit of the voice lines can be a tad bit cringey.
-it can be quite reptitive but if youre like me you wouldnt care anyway.
-combos are pretty generic but can be quite amusing if cobined in a variety of ways.
-if you have OCD i reccomend you prepare to deal with the organizing you might require to do.

so that my honest opinion about it~
but bottom line is the game has been greatly enhanced and ive never felt more immersed playing GE.
would definitely reccomend and is great fun to slay ♥♥♥♥ with your pals.
Posted 20 August, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
*sigh*
okay... where do i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start.... alright...
Martin Walker. thats the guy you play as. Fly into Dubai with your squaddies. shoot some people. Meh its just like any other regular TPS game.....

♥♥♥♥ NO IT ISNT. keep on playing. just keep on playing and youll experience the horrors of war first hand.
i expected to be a hero but guess what?!?! everything i did was the exact opposite of what i wanted do!
man this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ entertaining. its like reading a good book but only the book is confusing as ♥♥♥♥ and has a knife to your throat.

i HIGHLY recommend this game to anyone who values story and choice based gameplay where your choices... shape the future events of the game.

WELL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONE 2K. WELL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONE.
Posted 25 April, 2018. Last edited 25 April, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
295.0 hrs on record (49.9 hrs at review time)
ok.... where do i start.....

oh i know! SPACE NINJAS.
1.ok so Warframe is a third person shooter game and is completely free to play!
2.the devs are constantly adding new content to the game and have been doing so for more than 5 years
3.the customisation in this game is plentiful! you can never be satisfied to sticking to a single frame colour.
4.a variety of weapons to use and all are unique and fun to learn how to use em
5.immersive story and the cutscenes are done really well.
6.grinding is needed to get items you dont wanna instantly unlock with Platinum
7.platinum is premium currency which can be 'rarely' obtained in game or purchased irl. (if youre patient you can get it for a really cheap price.
8.movement system in this game is astounding and very fluid. you actually get to feel like a ninja
9.once you unlock the archwing you get to zip around space like an anime mecha.
10.customer service is excellent

this game is really REALLLLLLY good for a free to play. it literally gets better all the time. it may seem confusing at first but once you get the hang of it youll start to enjoy it!

i would definitely reccomend this game to others.
100/10 Digital Extreme. youve certainly done it with warframe!
Posted 16 March, 2018.
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17.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Bloody good fun. By far this game is one of the most best top view games ive played. The music the art style. The styles. OH GOD. Its like taking every good thing a game can offer and combine to make a totally unique game. Youll find yourself killing to the beat in this game. Yu womt notice it but after a while you will.

1000/100

Worth every single penny. Also theres a level editor. A LEVEL EDITOR.
Posted 22 February, 2017.
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21.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Words cannot express how awesome this simple game is! The vibrant and overwhelming atmosphere, the wacky gameplay. Everything just comes into place nicely! I am a fan of couch coop games like these. And i must say everytime i play this game i couldnt help but laugh! Oh gosh... such memories. You guys should definitely buy this game if you like hack and slash games or just lookin for something to play with someone.
Posted 12 January, 2017. Last edited 28 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
307.6 hrs on record (95.1 hrs at review time)
Simple,Addictive and just damn entertaining.

100/10

Different gun mods make you decide whether to base your gun on cosmetics or pure stats.

Different Enforcement Units makes the game unpredictable. But gives such satisfaction when taking them down.

Imagine a cloaker missing his attack and chopping his head out as he gets up.

Masks really tell that players personality with different paterns and materials.

Tho theres a buttload of dlc, they always add more fun to the game. GOAT SIMULATOR HEIST? BROOOO! Thats like making the game funny but still maintaining that heisty vibe!

I definitely recommend you hardcore FPS players out there to try this (not those high level C.O.D pansies. Dont get me wrong C.O.D is cool but this is so much better than C.O.D in multiplayer terms that is.)

This game was SO worth my money.
Posted 4 September, 2016. Last edited 8 February, 2017.
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