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Listen here lady, I don't have time for your convoluted mind games. We are both adults. If you want to enjoy the pleasures of a penis a fit male like myself can offer, then let's agree to meet. If not then ♥♥♥♥ off. I won't subject myself to your flirtatious nonsense. I look forward to hearing from you.

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Haha 🙈 what if we kissed 😘 in an assembly line 👄 for the Panzerkampfwagen II Ausführung C 😳?

hey man, saw you pissing at the WWII Museum urinal last night, gotta say, nice stream. Length is a little lacking but doesn't detract from the overall piss score, girth and ball droop made up for it in the end. great work man keep on pissin!

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years