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Ahh, I knew you'd come.

To stand before the Elden Ring. To become Elden Lord.

What a sad state of affairs.

I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall take the throne.

Queen Marika has high hopes for us.

That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity.

I know...in my bones...

A Tarnished cannot become a Lord. Not even you.

A man cannot kill a god...

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.

If they wanted war...♥♥♥♥ it. Commander reporting in. I did my part, I edited my review. But it seems that we are on a war of attrition. So here is my report to everyone. Badges are appreciated, expect S. O. S. help and weekly reports among issues.

Good work everyone on our special operations front, it seems that the more we work on our reviews the more some people seem to be pushed to bring this to a good side. Do not stop, make your voices known for democracy. The more we do, the more ammo our people at the ministry of Freedom can work with out Sony department.

From our heads operators, it has come to our attention that many do not seem to even like hell divers and have gone down into an exile bunker to protect themselves from the fire. This is a shameful display as others like Spitz have shown much sturdier determination and admired when they were wrong and there fore deserve our out most respect. Lets keep special operations targeting the right objectives and avoid stray fire with some trigger ordained trigger discipline like everyone has shown so far. Super earth must be proud of all of us.

Last but not least, remember our operations on front, the bots have taken this diversion to over take a big gap on our western front. Remember our brothers in arms still on the front lines and provide support when ever available. We understand our brothers standing by in protest and will like to report that with 9 hours away we are about 99% about to clear Errata Prime. Objectives will be completed according to scheduled demand.

To everyone I wish you good luck and best support on your protest endeavours. Let your democratic voices be heard.

Reporting: 5/5/2024

-Helldivers 2 has been unlisted on over 100 countries. They are reporting that devs are looking for a way for them to be able to play and not be left out, keep up the good work do not let out brothers and sisters be left out by the robo corpos from Sony.

-Steam is allowing people who had bought the game to get a refund, this gives us more ground since any refund will hit Sony on their weak spot. Their wallet. If you want to refund go ahead its your democratic right, for those still in game just remember to show your support by doing your part and reviewing the game. So far we are over 2,300,000 million. Everyone should be proud, keep up the hard work and keep holding the line. We are winning.

Reporting 5/6/2024

We did it! They will no longer continue requiring a PSN account. Congratulations soldiers. Get some well deserved rest and change those reviews back up.

Gale Dekarios was an ambitious human wizard who lived in Waterdeep and the Sword Coast during the late 15th century DR

The aspiring sage had a full, meticulously kept, brown beard, windswept brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. He wore a blue-purple robe. The curious mage wished to become the greatest wizard Faerûn had ever seen.

Gale's mannerisms were friendly and genteel, his speech eloquent and verbose but relaxed. He felt a profound appreciation for arcane magic and the Weave, saying "it's like music, poetry, physical beauty all rolled into one and given expression through the senses." He had a romantic side, being inclined towards grandiose displays of devotion, though these did not always succeed in pleasing their target. Above all, he was extremely ambitious, frequently striving to empower himself and deepen his mastery as a wizard.

In addition to his magical studies, Gale enjoyed drinking wine, cooking and writing poetry.

As a result of being denied a pet cat as a child, the young Gale conjured his own tressym, named Tara. Tara accompanied the young wizard since that day and they spent much time together, except when Gale stayed with Mystra. Gale respected Tara as if she was a person, and would even ask the tressym to leave the room if he needed to change his clothing.

According to Gale, he had an intimate and loving relationship with the goddess Mystra. Gale's arcane talents impressed Mystra initially and she approached Gale to mentor him. Later, their relationship became intimate and Gale became Mystra's chosen. This intimacy remained until the day of his folly, leaving the foolish wizard heartbroken.

In his youth, Gale was a prodigiously talented practitioner of the Art. He likened his skill as a wizard to that of an actual artist, who manipulated the Weave in the same manner a virtuoso did music.

Gale studied as an apprentice in Blackstaff Academy. He was already confident about his arcane skills and decided to use the Blackstaff to open a portal to his dorm. However, the portal he opened led not to his dorm but to Limbo with an annoyed slaad standing right in front of the portal. Fortunately, the then Blackstaff managed to intervene and seal the portal in time.

After becoming a chosen and spending time with Mystra, Gale sought more recognition from her and wished her to reveal more arcane secrets to him so he could serve her better. However, his request was declined by the goddess, and Mystra only smiled and told him to be contented. To prove himself worthy, he sought out an ancient "tome of gateways" that contained within it a portion of the Astral Plane, described as a "fragment of primal Weave locked out of time" that had been separated from the former goddess of magic. He wanted to reunite Mystra with her missing piece of magic, but failed in his endeavor.

As a result of his failed labor of love, Gale's body became the host to a Netherese destruction orb. The orb would continuously beat, absorbing energy from the Weave, counting down to an ultimate destruction that was capable of tearing down cities. Unknown to him, the orb did indeed contain a piece of ancient Weave—but it was the Weave of Karsus, which still sought to supplant the original Weave as its maker once intended. The orb could only be stabilized by allowing it to break down parts of the Weave around it, and as it began by draining Gale's own connection to the Weave he found his magical abilities greatly weakened. After his folly, Gale isolated himself in his tower for a year. His tressym Tara figured out the solution of absorbing the Weave from magic items and went looking for suitable items for the depressed wizard.

In the Year of Three Ships Sailing, 1492 DR, Gale was taken prisoner by illithids upon a nautiloid. A mind flayer tadpole was inserted into him through his eye, an act that would normally begin the process of ceremorphosis. However, the spelljammer was taken down by a host of devils and crashed into the Sword Coast, on the northern bank of the River Chionthar.

Rather than become a mind flayer himself, Gale was granted limited psychic powers, akin to those others referred to as True Souls of the Absolute. He soon met up with another passenger of the ship, who shared his mysterious new power.

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