Останні рецензії користувача Terry Bruge-Hiplo

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Planet coaster is the best game to save your wooden end tables. 5 wet kisses and 5 wet mouths with 0 rings.

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Half life 3 epidose 2 is the game we needed. This was nice, but where is my 3? 3 wet mouths, 3 kisses and three (read it like a normal human bean this time) more emails a day to gabe. Please Eric, help.

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Half life 1 two episodes is the best game with gravity. I think this is the first time I have ever experienced gravity in my life. Because of that, I give it 3 drooly mouths and a bunch of kisses. Thanks, Gabe.

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Half life 2 is an experience quite like none other. When this game came out it blew my saggy tits off and my wife tried to make me leave. Instead, I showed her the door and she came back begging. Exactly what I expected from this game. 3 wet mouths, 3 big kisses, and 3 more letters to Gabe every day until a sequel is made.

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Wow is this game ever a blast from whenever. Sometimes I forget how awesome stories can be and then I play Harvester because nothing is better than reliving the experience of living in a small meat farm community from the early 90's. This game reminds me of exactly where I'm going if I finally get my time machine working. 5 wet mouths and a kiss from a man after eating 30 pounds of the butcher's meat.

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Lake cottage simulator is a horror game about a beast that comes after you. If you want to hide you better find a cabin that doesn't have a lake view. Like every spooky story lake cottage game has every beast from every campfire story including the masked hockey boy and big veiny ugly guy. I tried burning them but they just keep walking... EXACTLY how the stories always go. Very realistic, I will stay in my 4th floor retirement community and sell my lake view property as soon as the sun comes up.

2 wet kisses and 3 wet mouths.

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The forest is a game about divorce and all the consequences to being a single father. Want to keep an eye on your son? You literally have to do nothing else for your entire life because the second you close your eyes he will be stolen by a big red man. Very realistic game. I've never eaten so much turtle meat in my life but if one of my sons went missing I would probably be feasting on that every lunchtime. This game has everything except the ability to create bread, which would allow me to make turtle sandwiches. That would be much better than just eating cooked turtle off a stick. 3 kisses and 5 wet mouths salivating for turtle sandwiches every lunch for the rest of my life.

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City is a game about a city where the traffic is bad. You can try to get a delivery to a small coffee shop but it probably won't work. Every city also has a very unreliable public transportation system which in my opinion give it a whole new level of realism. Have you ever gotten to work late because of a ♥♥♥♥ bus program? Well, you sure as ♥♥♥♥ will in this city. If you want to be at work at one of the companies with the same name as the one on every block that isn't your company then find another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game because you aren't getting there on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time in this city. I rate it 4 wet kisses and a mouth that will breathe a whiskey soaked huff on the ♥♥♥♥ ass bus driver.

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Rustangelo lets me build beautiful pictures in my favourite garden simulator. I recommend it to anyone who has a few cents. 2 kisses and 4 wet mouths.

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Table simmmmulator can replace your realllll life table with a computer screen table. At first I thought it was greeeeeeeat, but when I tried puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutting my prune juice on the table it short circccccccuited my computer screen. The prune juice alsssssssso left a sticky residuuuuuuuue on my keyboard and now all the buttons stick........................ I did enjoy my experience though. I givvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve this computer program 3 wet mouths and a prune juice stained lippppp kiss.